After 46 episodes, everything lined up in such a way that we could have James’ wife Angela on as a guest.  It’s a fun, almost completely unplanned episode.  James and Jon ambushed Angela after work, and it worked out great.  There aren’t many official topics, but many things are discussed.  There’s also joke machine, the impression off, and for some reason RNC chairman Reince Priebus wanted to come on the show too.  There’s also a little bit from Chopper and The Fart.

Well fall has, er…fallen…I guess.  So get ready for another brisk, nippy, crispity-crunchity episode of Sorry, Kizzle…fer rizzle.  This week James and Jon talk about Mitt Romney Shitt Hominy, the autumnal equinox, popcorn lung, the party bus, questionable art restoration, creepy dances, and much more.  Plus an email from Jon’s dad, joke machine, the impression off, and Neck Deep In Shatner.  This episode is brought to you by Frank Pizza’s Toolbox as well as You’ve Been Lynch’d, premiering this fall on the WB.

 

I’m still working on the Illuminice shirts.  Thank you for your patience.

Hey folks, Jon here.  The new episode is almost done and is on it’s way.  In the meantime, I’d like to share with you my recent encounter that reminded me of John Mulaney.  After purchasing cigarettes at the local convenience store, I get halfway through backing out of my space when I’m suddenly accosted by an obvious denizen of the streets.  I present what she said to me paraphrased:

As we approach fall, may I suggest that you curl up with some hot chocolate, an old blanket, and an all new episode of S,K.  Settle in with James and Jon as they discuss time travel, werewolves, porno gypsies, theater ninjas, bluegrass, wired remote controls, RACISM, and much more.  Plus, James adds some new words to the ever growing Sorry, Kansas lexicon, and Jon insists on doing a Neck Deep In Shatner entry.  This episode is brought to you by Cyrano De Burgershack.

I’ll try to keep this brief as this episode features a Todd Glass style series of intros.  This week James and Jon welcome a guest even more groundbreaking than that time they got a real woman, and that’s a real life smart person; Steve-o.  Listen along as James and Jon pelt him with their normal ridiculocity.  The topics this week include recording vision/dreams, the technological singularity, flies, DARPA’s horrifying running robot, imaginareolas (see below), and much more.  Plus, the end of the episode is taken over by 105-106 FM’s Chopper and The Fart somehow.  This episode is brought to you by L-Town Brown.

 

Imaginareolas – The phenomenon of being unable to determine a nipple’s true diameter through normal visual inspection.

HERE is a link to the creepy DARPA running robot.

WATER BEARS!!!

It’s episode 42 so it’s time to discuss the meaning of life.  Of course, if you listen to Sorry, Kansas chances are high that you already know the meaning of life.  In addition to that James and Jon give their views on alternate dimensions, open mic comedy night, voter ID laws, PGADs, Romney’s black supporters, Nintendo’s biggest failed peripheral, Andy Warhol soup cans, and much more.  Plus, we have an unprecedented third visit from “Dr” Chunt Montgumry, as well as more fun and surprises than you can shake a stick at (which is plenty).  Gannon Slayer and Smokescreen are by MadHatter from their album 8-bit Bullshit, which is available to download for free HERE.

 

Links:

Heatvision and Jack

TV Wheel

Nintendo Kitting Machine

As Jimmy Page, The Edge, or Jack White would say, “It might get loud.”  Or as I would say, “It does get loud.”  Join James and Jon as they shout about lucky cigarettes, plasma donation unions, a former Marine who was arrested for his Facebook posts, the ironic hurricane headed for the republican national convention, a kid going berserker on his friend, Taylor Swift’s giant clit and much more.  Plus, Jon has some crazy theories, and two guests drop by.  First up is James and Jon’s former employer, the boisterous and mean-spirited George Duff.  Then later we have a surprise visit from Samuel M. Jackson.  This episode is brought to you by Randy’s Teapot Emporium as well as Lars’ Teapot Experience.

 

Here is the picture of the wolverine kid:

Move over, Hugh Jackman.

However, the video of the Marine being taken down by the feds has been 1984ed out of existence.

I feel strange writing this, but this is a very silly episode.  It features a poetry reading (found poetry of course) and an email from Jon’s dad.  Don’t forget the topics!  James and Jon discuss the dump, being too fat for science, mail-order guns, high school pregnancy, Romney Hood, alterations made to E.T., and much more.  Plus it also brings the exciting finale to Detecto Man on 8th Grade Creative Writing Theatre.  This episode is brought to you by Bingo’s Crazy Conversions.

 

8th Grade Creative Writing Theatre:  Detecto Man Part 4:

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Sorry for the delay, but I (Jon) have had my world turn around on me all of the sudden.  I explain more about it in the next episode, which is recorded and should be posted tomorrow.  This one is a real doosey though folks.  James and I’s friend from high school, (and arguably our only fan) Brent comes in for the whole episode.  The requisite silliness and absurdity are still in abundance, but we also talk about racism, homophobia, and rednecks…oh my!  We also tell a couple more stories about the bizarre social experiment that we all participated in after high school know as “the apartment above Brick’s restaurant in Ark City.”  It’s easily one of our funniest episodes, take my word for it!  Plus, don’t forget part 3 of Detecto Man on 8th Grade Creative Writing Theatre.

 

8th Grade Creative Writing Theatre:  Detecto Man Part 3:

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Hey everybody, sorry this one is late, but we love you guys and 38 is incoming.

 

8th Grade Creative Writing Theatre:  Detecto Man Part 2:

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