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In this energetic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison has a doozy of a story to share. The world record for the longest continuous flight was set back in the 1950s when a couple of intrepid casino employees decided to fly for 61 days straight without stopping. Why did they do this? How did they pull it off? And just how did it smell in that cockpit? All these questions and more, answered in today's episode!

Also in this episode, Harrison talks about the history of energy drinks. Spencer forgets to do the intro. Robby imbibes some super creatine. Cayson says something so horrible, so audacious, that only a truly depraved individual could comprehend it. And the guys ponder the nature of effective marketing.

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In this mysterious episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer brings the enigmatic saga of the Doddleston Messages, where a man named Ken insisted that his computer was actually a time portal to both the past and future. What secrets of the universe did Ken receive from this computer? Did his wife have an affair with a ghost? And who on Earth is Gary? All these answers and more in this week's episode!

Also in this episode, Harrison makes some double entendres. Robby's brain hurts. Cayson wants to chill with the ghost haunting Ken's house. Spencer brings a startling message from the future year of 2109. And the guys lose themselves in how stupid this story is.

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In this grizzly episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys continue their session with a new tabletop RPG— Honey Heist. In this game, it’s HoneyCon 2024. You are going to undertake the greatest heist the world has ever seen. There are two things you need to know. One: You have a complex plan that requires precise timing. Two: You're a FREAKING BEAR. In part three of the trilogy, the bears finally reach the vault they've been searching for. But when Jason Vorbees enters the fray (it's Friday the Thirt-bee-nth?), it's an all-out war between three bears and one supernatural entity. Who will come out on top? Will any of our heroes survive? And will Colonel Mustard get to use his secret weapon?

Also in this episode, Teddy tries to fistfight an immortal being. Feednork goes feral. Colonel Mustard has his boldest plan yet. And Spencer gets tired of complaints about the rules.

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In this grizzly episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys continue their session with a new tabletop RPG— Honey Heist. In this game, it’s HoneyCon 2024. You are going to undertake the greatest heist the world has ever seen. There are two things you need to know. One: You have a complex plan that requires precise timing. Two: You're a FREAKING BEAR. In part two of the trilogy, the bears try their hardest to get across a lake so they can break into Bee Headquarters and get the vault access codes. At least, that was the plan before one bear took it upon himself to take the whole thing off the rails...

Also in this episode, Teddy tries to take control. Feednork pees down a tree. Colonel Mustard takes himself hostage. And the guys lose their minds after the real villain of the story is revealed.

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In this grizzly episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys try out a new tabletop RPG— Honey Heist. In this game, it’s HoneyCon 2024. You are going to undertake the greatest heist the world has ever seen. There are two things you need to know. One: You have a complex plan that requires precise timing. Two: You're a FREAKING BEAR. In part one of the trilogy, the guys introduce their characters, argue for a while about what the plan should be, and begin the heist. Will this ragtag team of bears pull it together and pull off the heist of a lifetime? Or will their infighting cause the whole caper to go up in smoke?

Also in this episode, Harrison can't commit to an accent. Cayson tries to seduce a bee. Robby boldly declares that his name is Feednork. Spencer tries his best to hold the show together. And the guys try (and fail) to go full method acting.

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In this righteous episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's finally time to talk about Bibleman. The 90's and 2000s were an absolutely insane time for Christian media, with classics like VeggieTales and nightmare fuel like the stuff that comes on TBS at 4:00 in the morning. But nestled in that wild west era was one of the weirdest television shows ever created— the superhero epic BIBLEMAN! Join us this week as we delve deep into the absurdity of Bibleman lore. Who is Diaperman? Why does Bibleman have a lightsaber? And why does he mercilessly strike down his enemies? All this and more on this week's episode!

Also in this episode, Harrison has an epiphany about why Christian culture was so weird when we were growing up. Spencer reminisces about the old days of the podcast, when the microphones didn't work. Cayson shoots for 100%. And the guys debate the artistic merits of Christian pop culture. 

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In this electric episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're returning to a journey we left behind last year— watching and reviewing every single DCEU film in the lead up to next year's Superman reboot. When we last left off, we watched Justice League, which was so bad that we had to take about 6 months off just to mentally recharge. This week, we're talking about Aquaman and Shazam. Mostly Shazam, technically, because we watched Aquaman in October and forgot to record an episode on it. There's a shocking amount to talk about here, from the movie's troubled production history to its odd place in the DC canon— so sit back, pop some popcorn, and get ready!

Also in this episode, Robby brings an astonishing piece of Young Sheldon lore. Harrison addresses the elephant in the room. Spencer proposes a risky livestream idea. And the guys reminisce about how the Shazam movie somehow led them to becoming friends.

As always, big thanks to Richard Hackley for all our intro and outro music. 

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In this high-stakes episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys (and a special guest) return to the wacky, random world of Everyone is John. This time, they're on the run from a powerful mobster, trapped in a casino where nothing is as it seems. From betting on walrus racing to trying to eat 500 shrimp to become the king of the casino, everything is on the table. Will Harrison be able to retain his streak? Will Robby return to the top spot? Or will our special guest take advantage of beginner's luck to win the upset?

Also in this episode, Harrison tries out a strange new method for telling the future. Robby becomes the incredible shrinking man. Guest host Cayson tries to play juggle furniture. Spencer accidentally spoils a huge twist. And the guys decide to go all in on Tuskbert Waddlebottom.

As always, big thanks to Richard Hackley for all our intro and outro music. 

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In this secretive episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer shares the story of the man who could (and did) eat anything, Tarrare. He ate rocks, bones, whole live animals, or anything else he could get his hands on. He's a medical mystery that baffled French doctors in the 1700s until he found a new calling as the world's worst soldier and spy. 

Also in this episode, guest host Cayson copies Robby's iconic jokes by accident. Harrison tries to throw in some bizarre conspiracies about architecture that he saw online. Spencer tries to explain modern YouTube trends. And the guys decide to bring back "quackery."

As always, big thanks to Richard Hackley for all our intro and outro music. 

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In this freewheeling episode of Sorry We Tried, Free Talk Friday returns! This week is a smorgasbord of hijinks as the guys talk about some of the latest news, some repressed high school memories, and even some wild conspiracies. Geez, these episodes are always hard to summarize. Just trust us and listen to it, okay?

Also in this episode, Harrison brings red-hot news from a "reliable" source.  Robby's teacher decides to pick up a new job at Baskin-Robbins. Spencer gets excited for the incoming "Poohniverse." And the guys pitch the next great television medical drama— The Good Dentist.

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