In this South of Classy episode...

Can you find that canned cranberry jelly all year around? Find out our thoughts (but not really any definitive facts) here!

We bow to Windell Middlebrooks for being the greatest beer spokesman of all time. If you don’t believe us, look him up. “Eleven-fifty for a cheeseburger? You’ve got to be crazy!”

Mussels and Belgian beer are the most pompous way to start an evening drinking. Also, they’re the only way to go, we have become much pretentious since college, and we basically can’t stand ourselves.

Amazon is coming to town. We’re not excited. BTW National Landing doesn’t exist.

And we touch on many other things: Shaq, the new Lion King movie, Emma Watson reading a book, Emma Watson going to college, Emma Watson doing a bunch of other stuff... Emma Watson.

You know what kind of skin Steve eats? No, not people skin. Kiwi skin.

We discuss the Myers-Briggs personality test with hard facts. Well, soft facts. Barely any facts at all. Zero facts.

We discuss what makes a sport a sport. Also, let’s just say both of us are dedicating our lives to drone racing. The one true sport.

Finally, a long discussion about boxing, MMA, fighting, and competitiveness in general. Come get your testosterone fix with a side of oyster folk polishing!

In this episode of South of Classy…

Steve, Woo, and Steve’s Dad all love F* that’s Delicious.

We discuss balancing authenticity in the podcast against our work personas

Steve learns which celebrity went to a dance dressed in a white Batman suit

Sometimes, despite your best efforts, you just raise a lemon

All it takes is one impression, in one moment, to change someone’s life

Steve has allowed himself one pretentious thing in his life: loose leaf tea. Also, he talks about it for about 15 minutes. You’re welcome.

In this episode…

Steve talks about his first ever wrestling match

We talk about the true nature of one-on-one sports and how they compare against a team atmosphere

Steve solves the traffic problem while Woo recounts how people watch adult content at a stoplight

How to eat healthy at the Cheesecake Factory… but why would you?

Finally, we are often wrong. Don’t fact check us.

In this definitely South of Classy episode, we…

Start strong with a long discussion about lady boys in Thailand

Perform a very regrettable imitation of a cultural icon in an intimate moment

Discuss the rare “Asian Amish”

Delve into accepting what you can’t know and what it feels like when you die

Journey into time travel: Steve’s experience with getting his wisdom teeth pulled.

Listen to Woo being a wiseass

Laugh about actors praising John Malkovich  

Recount the only “I have a big dick joke” Steve’s dad ever told him

And just… so much more.

This week, we discuss...

Playing poker in college

Woo getting caressed by strangers

Everything about USA! USA! USA!

The Beatles are bigger than Jesus?

Oy! Sheila!

Colin Kaepernick and Nike. Not the controversy, but the memes.

Blanket statement: Steve’s brother is an animal.

Woo imagines himself in an Amish community and things travel a little… South of classy….

On this South of Classy episode, we discuss…

How Woo handled a public masturbator like a BOSS

Some of our favorite scenes from “The Office”

Firing guns with my father

Steve making a plea to become a voice actor.

The fact Woo doesn’t know what a garbanzo bean is

How bacon JUST ISN’T THAT GOOD.

And terrible things we have to eat in college.

Are craft beer makers are called basic if they make pumpkin beer? These are serious questions that need answers.

How to speak Korean, the job description for being a cop in Louisiana, and staying in haunted rooms even though I don’t believe in ghosts.

What do you mean there are “higher levels of infinity” and they “changed math?” If you’re looking for answers, we don’t know. But we do repeat what we think we heard, then move on.

Also, Joey Diaz is my spirit animal.

Who doesn’t love when Fantasy Football and Fanfiction combine? Well… me. But at least there’s a decent story behind it.

In THIS episode of South of Classy with Steve and Woo, we discuss:

Using TMZ as a Fantasy Football indicator, “The Executive Workout,” and what role will Alan Rickman be remembered for? If you guessed Die Hard, you’re correct.

Learning what foods are other foods, how to beat lactose intolerance, and how would YOU eat a taco if you’ve never had one before?

How Woo’s parents escaped from Korea and came to the US. Well, South Korea. So I guess they just caught a plane…

Also a lot more. So enjoy, you animals

What does it really mean when white people say they’re “living the dream?” Find out, among answering some of life’s greatest questions:

How to get banned from a movie theater in the late ‘70’s?

How to become a fear-mongering weather man?

What is “Widow’s Wine Night” and how do I get involved?

Also, we discuss what jobs are best for learning the value of a dollar, different sociological views on interpreting society, socialization groups through your formative years, and plenty of discussions around the various aspects of poo.