What do we talk about in our inaugural episode? Steve is thoroughly defeated in “Blind Movie Theater,” Woo convinces his friends to get tattoos, and we lay out how much money it would take to abandon each other Canada.

We discuss how it is dangerous for strippers to keep their unisex names while on stage, Steve explains the difference between the Chippendales and chipmunks, and one of us is an ageist, baby racist.   

Finally, we throw around wild accusations about Scientology and decide not to fact check anything. FYI, that’s pretty par for the course.