Is the whole Universe a simulation running on an iMac? Plus, donkey cheese, peeing on tomatoes, performing Shakespeare drunk, a fake cloud in the bathroom, meggings for men,  dogs eating tomato ketchup, cats stealing keys and a cleaning agency in Georgina's ear. This podcast may contain strong language.

Sowerby and Luff announce a bold plan to put the first vegetable on Mars. Plus King Diana the First, bacon-flavoured shaving cream and an Orangutan with his fingers in his ears.

An airbag in your pants. Plus, horses with guns on their feet, a rainforest in your belly button, singing mice, a talking elephant, a helmet that cuts your hair and a 7 foot penguin. This podcast may contain strong language.

Why cannibals prefer the taste of parachutists. Plus, a pillow with breasts, a hedgehog blog, shopping on the loo, and how to rent out an entire country.

Why cannibals prefer the taste of parachutists. Plus, a pillow with breasts, a hedgehog blog, shopping on the loo, and how to rent out an entire country.

Are pandas Spanish? Plus, glow in the dark pants, the world's worst hotel and a poorly fish. This podcast may contain strong language.

Are pandas Spanish? Plus, glow in the dark pants, the world's worst hotel and a poorly fish. This podcast may contain strong language.

Spray-tanning the jobless. Plus, a woolly mammoth called Helmut, when ferrets attack, muddy shoes, see-through goldfish, and swearing aliens. Also, Georgina's crap dog whistle and Noisy Dad hires a deputy. This podcast is sponsored by The Station Inn in Whitby, North Yorkshire.

Spray-tanning the jobless. Plus, a woolly mammoth called Helmut, when ferrets attack, muddy shoes, see-through goldfish, and swearing aliens. Also, Georgina's crap dog whistle and Noisy Dad hires a deputy. This podcast is sponsored by The Station Inn in Whitby, North Yorkshire.

It's the bumper Halloween edition of Fat Chance. Can horror films really help you to lose weight? Plus, a vampire squid, a giant eyeball and an agoraphobic owl. Also, Brian dresses as Dracula and pines for a pumpkin, and Georgina has part of her banana stolen.