Ant Colony Optimisation. Plus, a baby made of tomato ketchup, an alligator called Mr Stubbs, edible spray paint on a Brussels sprout, an indestructible mole rat, and a man in a nappy directing traffic. Also, heavily armed dolphins go missing, and Brian forgets Georgina's birthday. This podcast may contain strong language.

Can a chicken lay an egg if it's wearing a nappy? Plus, seagulls wearing false teeth, chucking Ninja throwing stars at students, a vampire facelift, and how many catepillars can you take into America? Also, ugly fish in a nightclub. This podcast may occasionally contain strong language.

Roadkill lasagne. Plus, a Grand Prix for prams, state approved haircuts, Bohemian wars, and what's wrong with Brian's ice cubes? This podcast may contain mildly strong language.

Bees on Mars. Plus, ticklish penguins, a detachable penis, setting fire to peanuts and a giant rabbit. Also, Brian's major problem with his pillow. This podcast may contain strong language.

The wrong kind of rubbish. Plus, a blind baby rhino, a secret passage to the pub, illegal trousers in Paris, a man dressed as a zebra, and is the Duchess of Cambridge Romanian? Also, transparent fish in a Think Tank. This podcast may contain strong language.

Banned in India? Plus, why Brian and Georgina are now forced to park their car two miles away from their flat, a fascinating dog, some squeaking church pews and a mysterious bottle of alcohol on the doorstep. This podcast may contain strong language.

Drunk Irish pigeons and running a car on goat's cheese. Plus, a getaway pantomime donkey, an army of snowmen and a dumbed down version of Jerry Springer. This podcast may contain strong language.

Are pubic lice a part of the Global Eco System? Plus, hairy faced Mexicans, computers with Tourette's Syndrome, and porn-addicted chimps. Also, should cutlery be judgmental and does the Queen enjoy doing jigsaws? This podcast may contain strong language.

Brian wants to be Jools Holland. Plus, chocolate baby heads, tiny frogs in Speedos, washing up for the Queen, and a man who gets paid to smell people's bottoms. It's Sowerby & Luff's Bumper New Year Special, live from London.

What do you get the Queen for Christmas?  Plus, Health & Safety Santa, a calendar full of cocks, alcoholic squirty cream, powdered meteorite face cream, poop on the moon, a dog called Wang, computers that can taste and smell, a swarm of tiny robots and a tortoise eating a water melon. A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from Sowerby & Luff.