A Nightingale Shat* in Berkeley Square. Plus, a queue of shoes, chicken-wing ice cream, a stick of Walri, and investing your savings in Beanie Babies. *Shat = past participle, past tense of shit (Verb). This podcast may contain strong language.

How to avoid huge ships. Plus, chips v spicy potato wedges, bubble wrap bikes, freeloading streetlights, low trees, hard hats and a drunk, aggressive zebra fish. This podcast may contain strong language.

A tiny frog with an umbrella. Plus, noisy air-conditioners, an elusive hippo, a baby prince called George and a bloat of Biebers. This show was produced in association with the new Audio Technica AT2020 USB+.

Can the world's energy crisis be solved by harnessing power from urine on the staircases of thousands of multi-story car parks? Plus, a non-linear cow, slime from aroused snails, and policing by geese. This podcast may contain strong language.

Confusing the ducks on Hampstead Heath. Plus, motorised unicycles, fake lettuce, and a Mexican wave of crickets. Also, a tiny mayor and a dog dressed as 17 century nobility. This podcast contains strong language an a small potato.

Exploding rhubarb chutney. Plus, animals with pictures of Star Wars characters on their bodies, peanut butter and jelly soda, and a woman who married a bridge. This podcast may contain strong language.

Algebra with a yucca plant. Plus, shoplifting goldfish, dubious dumplings and a Brazilian Treehopper. Also, a crap Elvis impersonator in the back garden, Keith Richards' box of tissues and a woman standing underneath an oak tree waiting for Edward IV. May contain mild swearing.

A cat-like alien with Cellotape over its bottom. Plus, Guinea Pigs jousting on the backs of Jack Russell Terriers, anti-pervert tights, ill-equipped Morris Dancers and a plant that eats sheep. Also a Tarantino snail and a brand new item called "Letters That Are the Wrong Way Around". This podcast may contain mild swearing.

Can you tell the difference between a coconut and a hedgehog? Plus, a cat uses a duck as a nipple clamp and Brian gets a pizza delivered by a remote controlled helicopter. This podcast may contain strong language.

A pink slug in a blender. Plus, ants who ring your doorbell, disused volcanoes, Pliny the Elder and a chain of Little Chef Restaurants in the Sahara Desert. Also, an app that drops a piano on your head and what's the footprint of an arse.