Mistaking cheese burgers for shoes. Plus, a kidnapped llama, cooking with semen, and a beagle trained to find bed bugs on polar bears. Also, cities with little legs, a hobbit house full of sheep, and a cat crossing the road. This podcast contains strong language, evil eyebrows and a woman punching cats.

A deeply disapponting tin of tomatos. Plus, beer ice cream, squirrels vandalising bicycles and the world's most boring soccer score. This podcast may contain strong language.

Crushing professional boredom. Plus, surrounded by geraniums, fat blasting, wine for cats, humming fish, Ottermums, a mysterious goat and a canary that looks like Donald Trump. This podcast may contain strong language.

Football managers thinking about soup. Plus, changing the sheets in a sex box, fly vomit, dating sites for dead people and a rant about microwaving frozen peas. This podcast contains strong language and some some sexual references.

Estate agents for ants. Plus singing mice, a giant mushroom and Larry the Cat.

How to suck out your brain through your ear. Plus, Zola the breakdancing gorilla, fighting prawns, donkey robots and a man with a nose on his forehead. May contain strong language.

An egg on a stick. Plus, crop circles on Google Earth, a whale's earwax, moon-shaped honey cakes, and sucking the lungs out of bats. This podcast may contain strong language.

Advice for self-employed wasps. Plus, bats in a wind turbine, pet iguanas, miniature horses, and can a pig open a ring pull can? May contain strong language.

A tiny brain in a bottle. Plus foxes in clogs and a man in ancient socks looking for big cats. May contain strong language.

Sowerby & Luff drop into the world-famous Station Inn in Whitby. Plus, Captain James T. Cook, Marmite on the moon, two llamas, a clone of John Lennon and the result of B&G's sketch act competition at the Gilded Balloon in Edinburgh.