The Scratching Bear gets a Christmas present, Baby Jesus gets his ears pierced, the angels descend on Bethlehem and pose for Leonardo, the fish go skiing for Christmas and French goalkeeper Hugo Lloris stops by to say “Joyeux Noël!”.

An alien gets to grip with Sellotape, a baby goes and gets some piercings and a great recipe for Wildebeest.

A vampire bites Sheldon Cooper, a caveman shits in a cave and an ostrich gets up close and personal.

An angel goes to Weightwatchers, an alien can’t get his garbage collected and a lion checks into a hotel.

Fish discuss IKEA, a police officer who can’t stop saying “Simon & Garfunkel” and a couple of 1950’s robots who don’t know anything about football.

A hostage who falls in love with his captor, a bear who can’t stop scratching and a bouncing baby who is planning to get some Botox.

How to disguise the aroma of a very smelly dog with the aroma of a slightly less smelly dog. Plus, cheeseburger underwear, grapple buckets, helium beer, bee sting laws, shopping trolley theory and a weaponised parrot. Also, Brian finally throws away his camouflage shorts.

Brian & Georgina discuss beaches made from parrotfish poo, potato peelers, the shape of hippos' heads and a bunch of hostage negotiators who now advise families on how to deal with lockdown. Plus, the husband who accidentally unplugged his wife, and just what exactly is Flubber? Stay safe everybody.

Brian telephones a beehive. Plus, fabulous frankfurters, asymmetrical faces and a whale in the Queen's bathtub. Also, Luff fails to adjust his posture and Georgina plans to enter for the hoovering Olympics. Yes, it's the latest podcast from Brian & Georgina in leafy locked-down London Town. Stay safe everyone x

Brian & Georgina's pandas finally get it on. Plus, vacuuming Stonehenge, grass in distress and a fifty foot daddy long legs.  Also, Georgina counts her steps and Brian rants about joggers. Stay safe everybody.