Who collects nutmeg graters? Plus, torn socks, biscuit jeopardy, do cats eat spiders, sticking pork up your nose and donkeys from space. Also, did Jesus have a bike and does Brian smell of alpha dog?

What percentage cat is a hairbrush? Plus, a tortoise disguised as a hamburger, a baby with a comb-over and why would a walrus go to a tupperware party?

How to talk to your cat about gun safety. Plus, pug dogs in armour, neck beard, sealions' whiskers and diamonds falling from the sky in Gainsborough. Also, Brian wears out his shoes and Georgina gets a new phone.

Peaches in pants. Plus, 29 Sumo wrestlers on a plane, super ants head for London, and a man pushing a sprout to the top of a mountain with his nose.

A worm that can't get drunk. Plus a piglet in ankle warmers, soft bodied invertibrates and the Duck of Justice. Also, Brian sits on arse putty and Georgina buys some pants.

A camera mounted on a caterpillar. Plus, Neanderthals, gobstoppers and spacedust.

Scotland's fattest hedgehog. Plus, crib dribblers and a chicken wielding stag.

An otter that looks like Elton John. Plus, a naked bike ride in Canterbury and an accountant falls on a crocodile in Murmansk.

Controlling the world with a huge cheeseboard. Plus, Monty Don's magic jacket, the world's longest drum roll and a cat sitting on a corner.

A bee-keeping donkey. Plus, growing TV sets on a farm, porn cupcakes, bio-luminous plants, and the secret life of mushrooms. Also, Georgina invents a corrugated iron umbrella.