soy trek

we discuss who still does circumcision in the star trek universe and fill the Barclay action figure jar with our cum

What’s the limit to a changeling’s gape?

We get matching Knicknak taint tattoos, Alex Jones loses big in court, and Geordi procreates with a hologram

we discuss what a pon farrt would be like and kirk cheats at the kobayashi maru by having the answers transmitted to him via a vibrating buttplug

This is now a Monk (on the USA Network Starring Tony Shalhoub) Podcast. 

Regardless, we end up talking about Seven of Nine taking a number 2 for about 3 hours. Also featuring The Roast of Tom Paris.

We really “drop the ball” (pull out our testicles to prove a point), then Pat erases all the memories of his regrets and he’s consequently turned into a forklift-certified manbaby.

Don’t drink out of the old man’s mystery thermos challenge, and prop comedy makes a comeback with MelonTop’s wild new “where’s my hat?” routine

Neelix produces some Skin Porridge from his glands and Pat tries to mind meld with a sandwich

Patrick "French" Stewart gets some Jamaharon

we watch the most racist Star Trek film and discuss having sex with a camelback full of hot mashed potatoes