soy trek

you’re surrounded by millions if not billions of sperm ghosts

van morrison used to be called sedan morrison before he got fat

let's just say he ate a grand slam breakfast

why would I go to Italy when I could eat of a dumpster?

if you can’t watch your customers poop what’s the point of opening a restaurant?

they just follow the dick trail he leaves in the sand

what do you think quark’s pussy would smell like?

local jack office

it also shit my pants

if I sit down right now it's gonna be a brown captain's chair