The guys talk Lunar New Year, a game of naked hide and seek, a Georgia ufo sighting, a sexy Philadelphia mystery, and a cannibal rat ghost ship.

The guys talk Irish royalty, a case of mistaken identity for Morgan Freeman, a Canadian attempt to commune with aliens, a suitcase goblin, and an Oklahoman octopus.

The guys discuss preserving Icelandic elf colonies, a northern Alabama squatch encounter, turning birds back into dinosaurs, and a mysterious doppelganger.

The guys talk Klingon resignation letters, grinning bigfoots, and mysterious French luggage.

The guys are joined by a special guest to talk dildo sales and theft, the criminal intent of an inner child, a gangland UFO sighting in Connecticut, and a mysterious connection between heroin traffic and Obamacare.

The guys talk suspended animation snakes, exciting advances in windshield technology, adult Mogwai, and our fake moon.

The guys talk bird-flavored ice cream, the science of baby hydration, the logistics of selling your soul to the devil, and the origins of humanity.

The guys discuss what they're thankful for, a cartoon pratfall in Maryland, tasting the Tube in London, a dump-dwelling Florida ape, and a mysterious aerial bovine attack.

The guys discuss superhero school, the sorcery of a heist, hater aliens, and a strange occurence in windmill country.

The guys talk ghost vortexes, space age neck tattoos, mutant rat legislators, the future of faxing, and chicken wangz!