We’ve got a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT this episode and some amazing guests! We’re inside the Comedy Cellar Las Vegas and talking with Mo Amer (Crashing on HBO) and Mark Cohen (Make me Laugh)! Big thanks to these guys for being on with us and to the Comedy Cellar Vegas for letting us get in the way while they are getting everything ready for opening night! Go see a show there!!

 

I don’t think they should sell pears individually

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) February 20, 2018

Jesus was the first performer to be crucified by his peers for becoming too famous.

— Graig Salerno (@GraigSalerno) April 1, 2018

#Flashing back to last weeks’ episode of the HBO series Crashing. It was my television acting… https://t.co/dFXZIXDa3Z

— MO AMER (@realmoamer) February 10, 2018

I have a feeling the biggest leaker in the White House isn’t Kellyanne Conway but is in fact a urinating prostitute.

— Mark Cohen (@cococohen) April 2, 2018

 

 

LA Stand Up comedian Neel Nanda is on the show today! He was just on Jimmy Kimmel Live and now he’s onto bigger/better things like doing a NEWS GAME SHOW Podcast with some guy he met over twitter! Neel’s scoring points today while we’re talking: Flat Earth theories make sense? Does your privacy matter? Are cats really plotting your death? Listen up as Neel crushes episode 145 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!!!!

Show Notes:

The News:

* Flat, Ice, Disc, Belief, Conference

* Child, Blocked, Work, Threatening, Collapse

* Intimate, Listening, Recording, Sex, Bug

I’m Blanking:

* Tiny Bugs Are Having _____ on Your Face Right Now

* A ______ is a suspect in a Japanese attempted murder

* Man uses ______ to check for natural gas leak; gas ignites

 

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They should just make the Tonight Show the next “To Catch A Predator”

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) November 10, 2017

Before the story breaks I want to publicly condemn God for impregnating a teenager

— Neel Nanda (@neelnanda) November 11, 2017

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Portland Stand Up NATHAN HART is on the show today!! Can you hallucinate sounds? Is there a way to find out if your child will be a murderer? Are you a man with a 40% higher risk of cancer in your pants? Find out all these answers in episode 144 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!!

Show Notes:

The News:

* Deadly, German, Jungle, Crocodile, Kids

* Bent, Straight, Higher, Penis, Risk

* Hallucinations, Started, Deafening, Mad, Queen

I’m Blanking:

* Woman got sentimental _______ on her chest – now massively regrets it

* Why Airlines are ______ passengers before they fly

* Japanese woman dies after 150 giant ______   _   _______

 

I’m not saying a reptilian shadow government is a *good* idea, but tortoises live to 200 and almost none of them are racist

— Nathan Hart (@StarvingHartist) October 4, 2017

 

I ate a salad for dinner and flossed last night. So I’m now better than you, right?

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) October 17, 2017

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Bloody Hour at the BAR?! Woman denied something on flight?! Future robot ran Mega Cities by 2030?!?! OH YEAH! Plus, Philly based comedian, Max Barth is scoring points whilst talking about Facebook rights after you die!!! Check out his website here and be sure to apologize to him for no reason on Twitter!

Show Notes:

The News:

* Blood, Trust, Discount, Given, Women

* Lady, Denied, Facebook, Casket, Policy

* Solar, Oil, Robots, Future, Middle, City

I’m Blanking:

* People who use pot have _____ percent more sex

* Small ________Obliterated By Oklahoma City Thunder’s Chartered Plane

* Naked instagram star travels across Australia to prove the nude human body isn’t _____or weird

 

Minority Report sounds like a racist magazine

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) October 27, 2017

 

Party Lines Goes Nuclear! November 3rd, 10pm TIX: @GoodGoodComedy If nuclear war happens during show u get FREE beer!! tix @goodgoodcomedy pic.twitter.com/LXhjcBQHLd

— Max Barth (@HeIsMaxBarth) October 24, 2017

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The last two weeks have been cold and quiet, but that has all changed with the return of All Ears with Nomi & Sparks!

Nomi is back from her honeymoon and Sparks is back from doing absolutely nothing. Listen and subscribe as they cover the latest in what’s trending this week that everyone missed. They cover some weird news about the most rat infested city in America, new music from an awesome band, who tried to be smooth and ended up going to jail for it; and why men hate doing laundry.

They have a new episode every Friday, and don’t forget to check out the merch shop on SparksRadio.com. Get $3 off by typing in the promo code: All Ears.

Show Notes:

Long Story Short:

Aliens – 40 second video, no sound.

Splinter

Let’s get weird

Does Anybody Care:

Some Guy is sentenced auto play vid

Some lady is selling her place auto play vid

Some guy is bankable

 

Sparks dancing at Nomi’s wedding….

Want to know how to fix world hunger? Chris Thayer has an idea. Want to know how to end racism? Chris Thayer has an idea! Want to know the percentage of US men infected with HPV? “Coincidentally” enough, Chris Thayer knows the exact amount. It’s all inside episode 142 of the Sparks Radio Podcast featuring stand up Chris Thayer! While you’re at it, check out his website HERE!

Show Notes:

The News:

* Cannibalism, Doctor, Presumed, Waste, Product

* Google, Suggested, Counting, Cupcakes, Disorder

* Rising, Silent, Man, Killer, Rates

I’m Blanking:

* Candidate falls for hoax, proposes drug-sniffing police ______

* Donald Trump’s fear of _____ confirmed?

* California inmate injured battling _____ as one escapes

 

*writing a really mean poem* haha yeah, this’ll fuckin show ’em

— Chris Thayer (@ChrisThayerSays) September 4, 2017

Mike Pence looks like the “before” guy on the Just for Men box

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) October 9, 2017

 

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Don’t politicize it? Huh? Here’s my reaction to the Vegas shooting plus here’s the link to donate to the Victims Fund.

 

Just think, every time you see a pic of a girl’s selfie…she took at least 46 pics before that one.

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) September 21, 2017

Would you eat at a North Korean style restaurant? Are fake diplomas worth as much as the real ones? What’s the worst thing to get your penis stuck in at the GYM?!? All these questions are answered on Episode 140 of the Sparks Radio Podcast f/ L.A. stand up Pat Quinn! Hit up his website here!

Show Notes:

The News:

* North Korea, Regime, Restaurants, Organized, Peace 

* Ohio, military, protects, mental, Satan 

* Fake, Idaho, Man, Created, Educator

I’m Blanking:

* Grandfather step ups and throws suspect off of a ___________

* Man get penis stuck in ________ plate , takes firefighters 3 hours to cut free

* People in Switzerland Want to Know Who Is Clogging Their Toilets With Wads of ________

 

The Penis. The original first person shooter.

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) September 13, 2017

I think a star is afoot

LA based stand up Joe Brennan is on the show and kicking ass! Joe’s trying to score points as we talk: the best way to die, Chinese C-sections, and why tournament poker is the best kind of poker! Be sure to give Joe a follow on his twitter and give this show a RATING AND REVIEW!!!

Show Notes:

The News:

* Goofy, Irma, Shoots, 80,000, Bullets

* Genitals, Staff, Suspended, Spokesman’s, Comments

* China, Pregnant, Natural, Suicide, Permission

I’m Blanking:

* Man buries _______ weeks before festival, then digs it up and when it starts

* Vodka Red Bull _________ now exist

* Model Grows striking ________ and people call her an inspiration

 

“Great quotes are not always made by smart people” – me

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) August 17, 2017

I hope @amazon knows about @WholeFoods strict return policy on entire company purchases

— Joe Brennan (@JoeBrennan87) June 16, 2017

 

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We’re talking about the NEWS THAT MATTERS: 14 year old’s getting arrested, lizards in your ear, and the latest HOLY COW!!! Big thanks to all the people buying shirts, hats, hoodies, tanks…over in the SparksRadio.com Shop! If you haven’t checked it out yet, please do! The money goes back into the site, so thanks for the help!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

* Get out of my ear canal!

* They’re dancing in the streets!

Comments First:

* Motherfucker, i almost fainted watching this.

* They can only reproduce with iron vag. practitioners. A normal woman’s insides would be shredded by iron sperm.

* master balls!

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

India -Cows being treated like gods. Deservingly so because this one is kicking the odds. Unlike any other, this calf leaving quite the gaff, no longer having any brother. People can’t believe what the sick can achieve, no rectum born, still all naturally conceived.  Never needs a kick in the rear and I’m not being vague, this no b-hole bovine got a 5th _______

 

Love when it rains and someone says, “we need the rain.” Do we?! What are you, the spokesperson for all of nature? Move along, Todd.

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 10, 2017

your heart is actually beating you to death

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) August 1, 2017

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