Granola Bars, Nazis, and the Michelin Man. These are the thoughts of an uncomfortable man.  Listen NOW!!!

 

Worst Luau Ever #Charlottesville pic.twitter.com/ygz6Zd6gWL

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) August 12, 2017

 

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Jeremy Long is on the show today! He’s one of the hosts of the UFC/MMA/Boxing podcast and TV show – Cagesiders – ANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD he’s a funny ass dude! He’s being thrown into a different kind of ring today! One that’s based on scoring points for knowing the NEWS and cracking jokes! We’re talking: Pimp C street cred, HGTV ruining lives, why a man is going to prison for making his mom order a pizza! It’s all in episode 137 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

Show Notes:

The News:

* Dead, Bodies, Thrown, Lightning, War

* sleep , linked, 3cm, growth, gain

* Human, Recognize, Hourglass, Arousal, State

I’m Blanking:

* Jupiter does not actually _____ the sun 

* _______ foils man’s bid to use false name

* Man jailed for 3 months for demanding his mom order a _______

 

your heart is actually beating you to death

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) August 1, 2017

The new “cry face” will no longer be Jordan.:: it’ll be D.C. @ReyesStriking

— Jeremy Long (@TheWarWeekly) July 30, 2017

 

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Sparks Radio Podcast was Live from Time-Out Sports Bar and Grill in Las Vegas! Comedian Graig Salerno (famous host of the “We Are Not Athletes” podcast) was bringing the comedy. Plus, Brandon “Gooch” Hahn (the other famous host of the “We Are Not Athletes” podcast) made a couple of hilarious cameos! We’re talking: hand transplants, brain surgery, and how to cheat death! All this and more inside episode 136 of Sparks Radio Podcast!

Show Notes:

The News:

* Sixth, Painkiller, Burned, Finger, Guitar

* Overweight, Over, 40, Expanding, Breakfast

* Child, Radical, Double, Hand, Chop

I’m Blanking:

* A New Study found that _______ people are hypocritical about Porn

* Man cheats death after having _______ heart attacks in 1 day

* Sean Spicer stole a ________ from White House junior staffers

 

There’s at least 7 holes in my underwear right now. It looks like someone waved them as a flag during the Alamo.

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) July 21, 2017

This guy looks like if Joe Buck and William Dafoe had a baby that became a real estate agent. pic.twitter.com/XuMTSrGYnY

— Graig Salerno (@GraigSalerno) July 22, 2017

 

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Nathan Hart is on the show today! He’s a Portland comic that is the only person I’ve ever heard create – in real time – multiple choice questions about his life. He’s also DAMN good at this show!!! We’re talking: Worst suicide by cop, pros/cons of texting, and is the Michelin Man a white guy? Nathan crushes it, so listen up to episode 135 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

Show Notes:

The News:

* Taser, Fire, Engulfed, Suicidal, Blanket

* Emergency, Divorce, Texts, Granted, Woman

* Mass, Shooting, Reveal, False, Gender

I’m Blanking:

* Doctors remove horrific ______ contact lenses from woman’s eye

* St. Louis man returns home from gym to find _____ on roof

* Google’s parent company to release 20 Million _______ to curb diseases

 

Turkey meatballs should just be called fowl balls

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) June 30, 2017

Guys, im having second thoughts about this plan where we all live in constant worry & fear so my boss’s boss can buy a boat

— Nathan Hart (@StarvingHartist) June 10, 2017

 

 

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What age do you start being comfortable being naked around other older men? Sparks rants about the locker room, why hating yourself is good for you, and fireworks. Have a great 4th of July! Don’t worry, we’re going to get back to our normal show shortly. I’m currently booking comedians for upcoming shows! Please review this show on iTunes and LIKE the Sparks Radio Facebook page!

 

Turkey meatballs should just be called fowl balls

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) June 30, 2017

 

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THIS IS NOT THE NORMAL SHOW. Sparks is Live and on the Sparks Radio Facebook page and answering your questions, because he feels terrible for not putting up a podcast in a couple weeks. We’ll get back to the normally scheduled podcast next weeks. Thanks for your questions and for putting up with his uncomfortable nonsense that is this episode.

Show Notes:

* 7 Year old arrested

* Kids at a school in London were given the assignment of writing suicide notes for homework

 

Blade Runner was super slow…more like blade jogger

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) June 26, 2017

LA based stand up Neel Nanda is on the show today! We’re talking: Neo-nazis, human hibernation, and North Korean labor camps! Neel comesout swinging and scoring points and finding out all the NEWS you’re not going to get anywhere else! Do us a favor and RATE AND REVIEW THE SHOW HERE and strap in for episode 132 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

Show Notes:

The News:

* Scientists, Hibernate, Live, 14 hour, Longer

* First-Born, Guinea Pigs, Biological, 24 percent, Higher

* Bomb, Making, Neo-nazi, Framed, Judge 

I’m Blanking:

* Large Canadian Arctic climate change study cancelled due to _______

* Shawnee Mission parents question school district’s purchase of ________

* After finding his________,  Kansas City man is freed from prison

 

I look down on people who say “short people problems”

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) June 4, 2017

Shoutout to the people that follow me for like 2 days hoping that I’ll follow them back

— Neel Nanda (@neelnanda) June 11, 2017

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Has he traveled the world? Does he tell jokes for a living? Is he on TV? Can you pronounce his name properly? Am I going to keep writing questions? Maybe? Peet Guercio is on the show and scoring points as we breakdown today’s NEWS! We’re talking: Women mining as men, man killed woman who was […]

HE’S BACK! THE OG COMIC OF THIS PODCAST – MICHAEL JOYCE IS HERE! Michael is a stand up out of NYC and he’s trying to score point while breaking down the news! We’re talking: the fattest man in the world, most expensive ice in the desert, and the bra you should get your mom! […]

We’re back with a brand new episode and we’ve got Rohit Kumar on the show! He’s a writer for Netflix and he’s breaking down the NEWS and scoring POINTS in episode! Listen to his perfect prepositions as we’re talking: hoverboard dentists, stalker doctors, and why criminals should have good handwriting! Give the show a rating […]