Sparks Radio Podcast is (kind of) here!  Michael wasn’t able to make it today, but Nomi and I had time just kick and shoot the shit for a sec. I think Nomi only did this to promote the fact we’re talking with Sick Puppies’ new lead singer – Bryan Scott – on Friday. We talk […]

This is a special Sparks Radio Podcast Episode! Michael and I have been on brea for a couple of weeks because my sister-in-law is in town from Venezuela and we’re showing what the Southwest has to offer while she’s out here. So in the mean time, two fantastic humans and listeners of the Sparks Radio […]

Sparks Radio EPISODE 100 IS HERE!!!! YES! 100 EPISODES! Wow, this is a great milestone and we’re celebrating with a special guest – GUNNER HAZNOGUNZ! He’s the special guest on the show today and he’s trying to score as many points as he can! We’re talking REAL NEWS about: Cruises full of murderers, Why you […]

Sparks Radio Podcast is here! Monday, the day of the a week with 4 out of 5 stages of death. That’s why we try to spruce it up with a new episode every Monday! This is a NEWS TRIVIA QUIZ GAME SHOW, where special guest Patrick Quinn (L.A. based stand up) is going to try and score as many points he can by getting News stories right! Today’s show: Breakthroughs in not breaking though condoms, Patrick’s hate of cheese, and Strippers at children’s birthday parties! Listen in to a special episode of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

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The News:

* Unfit, Stripper, Mother, Party, Slammed

* Midcentury, Dismembered, Butler, Architecture, Vibe

* Revolutionized, Rubbers, Burst, Pressure, Outback

I’m Blanking:

* New York Taxi drivers now banned from flirting or ________ on passengers

* Kids form human _______ to point police in direction of burglars

* Wisconsin police recover another load of stolen ________

 

SO COOL❗️After my set Tim Meadows came up to me and told me I’m very funny. Then we chatted for a while about comedy. Such a great feeling to be recognized by someone I really respect. Thanks @andylazarus for having me on this dope show! #1111Show #lacomedy #standup #comedy #timmeadows #gongetit #effinstagramalgorithm @tmeadows |

Sparks Radio Podcast is here! Like Podcast Preparation H on your burning Monday taint, we’re here to sooth and cool you into your work week. This is a NEWS TRIVIA QUIZ GAME SHOW where stand up comedian Michael Joyce is going to try and score as many points he can by getting News stories right! Today’s show is all about finding the answers to : Why did a foot fight turn bloody? What’s worse than a doctor not washing his hands? What do you really wish a magician would pull out of his hat? Find these answers and more inside episode 98 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

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The News:

* Police, Foot, Fight, Ends, Outside 

* Cleveland, Committee, Firearms, Frothy, Bloodbath

* Extra, Semen, Blanket, Doctor, Excuse

I’m Blanking:

* Georgia Man Loses Leg After Shooting ______Full of Explosives

* Complaints after Supermarket sells ______Yellow paint

* 3 quarters of UK children spend less time outdoors than __________(2 words)

Miami is the place where people wear their Easter clothes all year round. #Easter #Miami

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) March 28, 2016

My wife picked the pediatrician, but I get to pick the dojo — Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) March 11, 2016

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Sparks Radio Podcast is here to save you from your Monday blues! And by “blues” we mean all of those GOD DAMN REPLY ALL EMAILS! Looking at you JAN. No one in the office gives a shit about how you cleaned the coffee maker, JAN. How about you just fucking clean it and then shut up about it. DO YOU WANT A MEDAL, JAN? HUH? That’s why we do this NEWS TRIVIA GAME SHOW every Monday with NYC stand up Michael Joyce! Toady’s show is about: Zoo Poo, fighting terrorism with pizza, and the latest invention in sad masturbation! Listen in to episode 97 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

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The News:

* Zoo, Poo, Excrement, Finding, Wonder 

* Arctic, Boatface, Vessel, Replace, 90 scientists

* Largest, Pizza, Order, Manhunt, Attacks

I’m Blanking:

* Widows can still be close with a husband who’s passed with a ________ filled with ashes

* Louisville man was caught on Camera stealing ___________ (2 words)

* Scientists Watching ____________ (2 words) has lead to an exciting new discovery

 

Rename them “Love You Forever” stamps when attached to FREE SPARKS RADIO STICKER! DM me your address of you want one pic.twitter.com/etQ96zjHCD

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) March 17, 2016

 

My greatest fear is becoming interested in celebrity news

— Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) March 21, 2016

TOMORROW @Justsydnyc @NicksTurners @IamLeClerc @zachsherwin find the spot off in that light & light off in that spot, @theroomatdizzys 8:30p

— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) March 21, 2016

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It’s Monday and that means it’s Sparks Radio Podcast Time! This is a COMEDY GAME SHOW PODCAST where today’s special guest, radio legend GUNNER HAZNOGUNZ, will being trying to score as many points as he can based on the latest news! Today’s show is all about: Worst way to die on an elevator, Child Super Villain powers, and A license to go to jail!  Plus the names Gunner will respond to in the street! Check out episode 96 of the Sparks Radio Podcast while Michael Joyce is enjoying being a new father! Congrats Michael! (tweet him a congrats!!)

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The News:

* God, Devil, Claim, Impregnate, Worms

* Woman, Found, Electricity, China, Power

* Forged, Blue, License, Pulled, Car

I’m Blanking:

* Mother was arrested after her 3 year old said “I need a _______”

* Man Goes to Jail for Stealing 3 ___________

* Memorial rally in Michigan to honor the lives of 63 _________ Killed

 

There’s only so much a man can take! It depends on his grip strength and palm size.

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) March 5, 2016

On episode four of the new season of @HouseofCards. As expected, it’s amazing. — Gunner (@GunnerHaznogunz) March 6, 2016

NEW #PODCAST – This week we talk @NFLDicks, #PornHub and #JaredFogel. https://t.co/D6LBKtES2K #beer #podcasting #porn #nfl

— Gunner and Chow (@GunnerandChow) March 5, 2016

#PODCAST REWIND – We review @newhollandbrew #MadHatter. https://t.co/3RRiswlhC7 #craftbeer #beer #NewHollandMadHatter #NewHolland — 2beers1cup (@2beers1cup) March 5, 2016

Sparks Radio Podcast is up on this wonderful Monday! And much like Hot Air Balloon chase scene in an action flick, it’s up just in time! This is a GAME SHOW NEWS QUIZ where stand up comedian Michael Joyce tries to score as many points as possible based on this weeks news! Today’s show is about: Porn might be ruining Air BnB, bowling balls can and are doubling as cannon balls, and one word to pitch your movie! Listen up to this hilarious episode of Sparks Radio Podcast!

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The News

* Enema, Kit, Violated, Home, Business

* Bowling, Horses, Head, Wisconsin,Cannon

* Worst, Tape, Pipe, Goal, Recorded 

I’m Blanking

* ____ found guarding Amsterdam Drug lord’s drugs and money

* Villagers mourn the death of a _______ after drive by shooting

* Google has discovered, after years of research, that the key to teamwork is being ________

 

If you think about it, Mr. Peanut works for a company that murders his family members #peanuts

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) February 22, 2016

A lot of people’s answers just changed to, “I would travel back in time & fix baby Hitler’s penis” — Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) February 22, 2016

The hilarious @RealChrisCal is looking so very dapper in his #pratfalltees Ice Cubism T-Shirt! pic.twitter.com/laLeGOvyJH

— PratfallTees (@PratfallTees) February 15, 2016

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Just like every Monday, the Sparks Radio Podcast is up!!! It’s a comedy show that’s also a game show on today’s news! Today, we’re putting NYC stand up Michael Joyce to the test on: What’s the worst thing to be addicted to?, How many weaves have been stolen in the last week?, and what’s on the billionaires version of Craig’s List? Find out all of this and more inside episode 94 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!!

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The News:

* Ohio, Relentlessness, Final, Disrespect, Shoot 

* Fake, Texas, Dog, Spermaholic, Patient

* Human, Natural, Hair, Weave, Stolen

I’m Blanking:

* Experts are now saying instead of drinking more water, we should______our water

* Worlds Fastest ______ finished last at the Olympic marathon trials

* Knife wielding, drunken_______attacks people at the bar

If you think about it, Mr. Peanut works for a company that murders his family members #peanuts

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) February 22, 2016

A lot of people’s answers just changed to, “I would travel back in time & fix baby Hitler’s penis”

— Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) February 22, 2016

The hilarious @RealChrisCal is looking so very dapper in his #pratfalltees Ice Cubism T-Shirt! pic.twitter.com/laLeGOvyJH

— PratfallTees (@PratfallTees) February 15, 2016

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Sparks Radio Podcast is here with a fresh new episode for your Monday! This is a COMEDY GAME SHOW PODCAST where we challenge NYC stand up comedian, Michael Joyce, to take on: current news stories, fill in the blank headlines, and feud style answers from you! Las Vegas radio guy – Sparks – hosts and awards the points! Today’s show is about: How important are you really?, a man on fire and didn’t notice, and what’s the worst thing to get someone for Valentine’s Day? Today is a packed show, so strap in for episode 93 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

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The News:

* Absolutely, Loyal, Spanish, Work, Decades

* Missing, Ontario, Man, Remembers, Niagara Falls

* Private, Listening, Show, Fine, Desired

I’m Blanking:

* Bill Murray admits to throw Fans ____off of roofs

* Hospital Employee saves a man who didn’t know he was on______

* _____ Break the law by selling and growing marijuana

 

Look at this sexy shirt Russell wore on Valentine’s Day. I’m sure ladies couldn’t contain themselves #SparksRadio pic.twitter.com/vLtLqQZbH8

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) February 15, 2016

I’m at a bar that’s freezing cold & instead of turning on the heat, they just decided to play Luau music — Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) February 14, 2016

The hilarious @RealChrisCal is looking so very dapper in his #pratfalltees Ice Cubism T-Shirt! pic.twitter.com/laLeGOvyJH

— PratfallTees (@PratfallTees) February 15, 2016

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