Unlike the Presidential Race, the Sparks Radio Podcast has at least narrowed it down to two idiots – and we’ve got a new episode! This is a COMEDY GAME SHOW PODCAST where we challenge NYC stand up comedian, Michael Joyce, to take on: current news stories, tricky definitions, and feud style answers from you! Las Vegas radio guy – Sparks – hosts and awards the points! Today we’re talking: the best thing since Janet’s titty (#BestThingSinceJanetsTitty), the 43 day’s of your life you’ve already wasted, and the greatest revenge story of the year! It’s episode 92 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

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The News:

* San Diego, Experts, Restaurant, Starving, Thousands

* Gay, Russian, Interference, Harm, Country

* Australian, Woman, Ghost, Murder, Surprise

I’m Blanking:

* A woman Believes her______ are being sexually assaulted since last summer 0

* The average person in America will spend the average of 43 days on ______

* A 107 year old Spanish man claimed he lived that long by only drinking ______

 

Chris Christie is so fat, he gets winded from this on-running joke.

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) February 9, 2016

The only lottery I play is the one where I walk around NYC hoping to not be killed by ice chunks falling off skyscrapers

— Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) January 25, 2016

It’s the O-D-B as you can see. Get the 8-bit version of the late, great #Wutang member at https://t.co/W2f3G2z2Zz pic.twitter.com/AtFl1Gxaem

— PratfallTees (@PratfallTees) November 19, 2015

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Sparks Radio Podcast is here to save your Monday! We’re testing stand up comedian Michael Joyce on today’s latest news, tricky definitions, and what you think is the worst way to put out a fire! Do you LOVE Chinese food? Then you might be addicted to drugs! Do you worry about your penis size? We might put your mind at ease! Why does Shaq need a circular bed? It’s all in episode 91 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

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The News:

* 215, Chinese, Officials, Found, Lacing

* Serious, Penis, Men, Size, Suffering

* Million, Black, Irish, Potato, Sold

 

If you can’t find the $20 that was in your pocket, consider it payback for all the bottled water you left on the bottom of the shopping cart

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) January 23, 2016

The only lottery I play is the one where I walk around NYC hoping to not be killed by ice chunks falling off skyscrapers

— Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) January 25, 2016

TONIGHT can we get a hell yea 4 @KennyDeForest @mikelebovitz @joyellenicole @nataliesurely @TommyMcNam + more 8:30p @barreis375 #BK #enfuego

— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) January 12, 2016

Nothing better to find under your tree than something from #pratfalltees https://t.co/yNdBJTcwbu — PratfallTees (@PratfallTees) December 19, 2015

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This Sparks Radio Podcast episode is fresher than a new born in a *Mentos factory! This is a COMEDY GAME SHOW PODCAST where EVERY MONDAY we challenge NYC stand up comedian, Michael Joyce, to score as points as he possibly can! Today is all about: Has Donald Trump ever worn shorts?, the worst way to celebrate MLK JR day, and the one thing you should leave off your resume! Enjoy the day off if you got it with episode 90 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

*The Fresh Maker

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The News:

* Hard-Working, Genitals, Dentist, Behind, Exposure

* Tiny, Green, Rocky, Substance, McDonalds

* Insensitivity, Apologizing, Fun, MLK JR, Day

 

For every picture a girl posts of herself, just know that 37 other pics were taken right before that one.

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) January 18, 2016

There’s no way his parents understood baby Young Thug’s first words — Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) January 15, 2016

TONIGHT can we get a hell yea 4 @KennyDeForest @mikelebovitz @joyellenicole @nataliesurely @TommyMcNam + more 8:30p @barreis375 #BK #enfuego

— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) January 12, 2016

Nothing better to find under your tree than something from #pratfalltees https://t.co/yNdBJTcwbu — PratfallTees (@PratfallTees) December 19, 2015

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New Sparks Radio Podcast episodes and Mondays go together like office parties and chocolate fountains. Separately, they seem like they’d be ok, but together, you’re finally able to tolerate Janice in Accounting’s speeches on how she went Vegan after seeing “Plants Not Plants” documentary. Today, NYC stand up, Mike Joyce will be trying to score as many points as he can in this GAME SHOW NEWS TRIVIA QUIZ! Today we’re talking about: Getting stuck in the urinal, the longest police stand off in US history, and the worst thing to order “a hot cup of?” It’s episode 89 of the Sparks Radio Podcast, so sit back and enjoy the free entertainment!

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The News

* old, scooter, explosives, occasionally, blown

* Longest, Gray, Nutt, given, 15 years

* Urinal, Man, Cut, Swearing, Security

 

What #Vikings fans looked like leaving the stadium today #Football #Sports #LacesOut pic.twitter.com/vaq2vTPFuP

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) January 11, 2016

Got jury duty tomorrow, how should I find the defendant? Fav for innocent RT for #guilty — Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) January 7, 2016

TONIGHT get those pleasures in the night from @CarmChristopher @Dewey_Lovett @kingswaggatoes @MikeMercadal @ArielSElias 8:30p @barreis375

— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) January 5, 2016

Save 15% storewide, including the #ODB hoodie, for #CyberMonday with coupon code HYFR15OFF pic.twitter.com/Du8cqNLD46 — PratfallTees (@PratfallTees) November 30, 2015

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Sparks Radio Podcast BACK and we’re kicking off 2016 with a LIVE SPECIAL!! This is not the normal show. First up, we actually looked at each other while doing this (weird, yet comforting…doe-eyed Michael) and we recorded it in my father’s Pontiac Vibe on a cell phone, so it won’t have all the flash and pizzazz you’re used to getting…but it still comes with your favorites! Like the Bit, The NEWS, and The Feud! Come with us on a journey as we talk about: exploding condom machines, best thing to have in your pockets on New Years Day, and Michael’s mediocre memories of high school! It’s LIVE from Cleveland, Ohio and it’s episode 88 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

 

Merry Christmas to the Christians & Happy ending of the fiscal 4th quarter to the Atheists!

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) December 25, 2015

Someone asked me where I was from & I replied with the hospital I was born in — Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) December 31, 2015

“@SimmonsMcDavid: I can’t believe the boyz are back in town” see all dem Boyz this Tuesday 8:30pm at @barreis375 #thefancyshow

— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) January 3, 2016

Save 15% storewide, including the #ODB hoodie, for #CyberMonday with coupon code HYFR15OFF pic.twitter.com/Du8cqNLD46 — PratfallTees (@PratfallTees) November 30, 2015

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It’s Monday and the Sparks Radio Podcast is here as promised! Today, Michael is scoring points while we’re talking about: The Netherlands’ new sexual currency, old people paying to fall down, and “What’s on Donald Trump’s Christmas Wish List?” All this, plus the most sexually suggestive Drano commercial ever made! It’s episode 87 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

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The News:

* Sex, Driving, Confirmed, Legal, Lessons

* Falling, Pensioners, Tax, Purpose, Scheme

* Man, Duped, Into, Kangaroo, Brewing

 

This feels strange, but I feel bad for them. Nobody has a tougher time buying a gift for their parents than kids of eccentric billionaires.

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) December 22, 2015

 

Last night at dinner I sat across from a handsome, chiseled man & knew that he wasn’t going to eat any bread

— Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) December 18, 2015

The Fancy Show is 1 of 9 Underground Comedy Shows To Check Out in NYC Before They Go Mainstream via @MatadorNetwork https://t.co/DhmOAudpmM

— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) December 18, 2015

 

Save 15% storewide, including the #ODB hoodie, for #CyberMonday with coupon code HYFR15OFF pic.twitter.com/Du8cqNLD46

— PratfallTees (@PratfallTees) November 30, 2015

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Sparks Radio Podcast up every Monday is the podcast version of the drink that spills on guy the who won’t shut up in the theater. Felt like forever for it to happen, but worth the wait! This is a COMEDY GAME SHOW TRIVIA NEWS QUIZ where stand up comedian, Michael Joyce, is trying to score as many worthless points as he can! Today is all about: Chickens with an addiction, Why it’s important to pee on your socks, and the worst thing to leave on! It’s Episode 86 of the Sparks Radio Podcast – Listen to it!!!

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The News:

* Night, Fall, Consider, Penis, Pull

* First, Few, Women, Running, Head-to-toe

* Limited, Zesty, Lemon, Bowl, Drink

 

Tommy says it’s on the bus stop up on Cheyenne! DM me your address to get a Sticker mailed to you for FREE! pic.twitter.com/YbWZYlJgmb

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) December 12, 2015

I want snow but it’s 60 degrees out. Think it’s time conservatives attack the real enemy in the war on Christmas, climate change. — Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) December 14, 2015

Big thanks to @JulianKiani @Schrotime @iketime @maryhoulie & @dunkinswan for bringing da ruckus last night Wu-Tang would be proud u guys

— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) December 9, 2015

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Sparks Radio Podcast is back! After 2 weeks off, Michael and I both live in new places and Michael’s even started a T-shirt business! Yeah, holy shit. A lot has happened in 2 weeks! This is a COMEDY GAME SHOW TRIVIA NEWS QUIZ where stand up comedian, Michael Joyce, is trying to score as many worthless points as he can! Today is all about: crosswalks gone wrong, the WORST time to do cocaine, and the fine line between art and attempted murder. Strap in! This is a full show! It’s episode 85 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

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The News:

* Crossing, Extremely, Ridiculous, Blind, Money

* Lights, Startled, Vial, 73 year old, Possession

* Real, Swamp, Blood, Scene, Art

KFC Loves Gays with John Goodman from Funny Or Die

Sparks Radio #Podcast is dropping in 10 min! Check out this tattoo Marshall got of the https://t.co/cGz1OoSBF0 logo! pic.twitter.com/vtBbSQWfyA

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) November 17, 2015

If you think finding a soulmate is hard, try buying a honeydew melon that isn’t complete garbage — Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) December 5, 2015

Almost forgot 2 thank @caseyJsalengo @courtkneecomedy @aaron_glaser @AdamGwaa @TheDavidDrake for burning down @barreis375 Tues y’all r swell

— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) December 3, 2015

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It’s Monday, so the Sparks Radio Podcast with Michael Joyce is up! He’s a comedian trying to score as many worthless points as possible during this NEWS TRIVIA GAME SHOW PODCAST! Is it fun? Do we talk about Death Toilets? Is there mention of a man with MORE BALLS THAN ANYONE ELSE ON EARTH? Did Michael vaguely threaten an elderly runner with physical violence?  The answers are all yes in episode 84 of the Sparks Radio Podcast!

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The News:

* Buttocks, Tee, Host, Club, Event

* Unthinkable, Death, Toilet, Travels, Country

* Nude, genitals, Lips, Fire, Police

 

The closest thing we have to border patrol while in the United States, are the old ladies checking receipts at Costco @Costco #Unitedstates

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) November 16, 2015

Love this new shirt because it looks like Funfetti and, oh god, I just realized I’ve been dressing up as my favorite desserts — Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) November 16, 2015

Took us a day to process how great @LaurenVino @sethcockfield @whodougsmith @KathleenDDeRose @merrilldavis were Tues xoxoxo, @TheFancyShow

— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) November 12, 2015

Sparks Radio is off!…to a rocky start…but we pull it out of the spiral and blow a hole in the PODCASTING UNIVERSE! Today, like every Monday, NYC stand up comedian Michael Joyce is trying to score as many points as humanly possible! So listen and play along as we’re talking about: Which drugs are legal south of the boarder, Kangaroo farts, and a game of “Who said it, Burt Reynolds or Frank Sinatra?”! It’s episode 83 of the Sparks Radio podcast!

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The News:

* Mexican, Junk, Sex, Ruled, Supreme

* Mayonnaise, Police, Finger, Chicken, Witness

* Smug, Kangaroos, Seal, Fart, Room

 

The first family to get a https://t.co/cGz1Opad3A T-Shirt! They look damn good, don’t they? pic.twitter.com/lx5YnEI3xo

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) October 31, 2015

I give the barista my first, middle & last name so when they announce that my latte is ready, it sounds like I’m being scolded by my mother

— Michael Joyce (@NotMikeJoyce) November 9, 2015

Last night was a night we shant soon forget, thank yous to @NoWayneInHell @drewmichael @harrismayer @AmberSmelson @StandUpTaylor

— The Fancy Show (@TheFancyShow) November 4, 2015