Speaking of Things

Dave pontificates over smells and makes Tim wonder what in the world is going through his head. He also brings us more pranks you can do at home assuming that you are not currently in the middle of a space car race on the highway.

Tim and Dave about pussy willows and cock tails. Spoiler alert, you need to be careful with the time you pause between syllables. Just sayin’.

Hop aboard the rage train as we explore the wonderful world of team shopping and long lines. Dave discusses how left and right socks make him happy while smelly melted milkshakes does quite the opposite.

Tim and Dave explore outer space and get all techy. They also revisit their ongoing explorations into thespianism.

Ice spoils, Tim is a thousandaire, 7 foot tall corn, military bets, Nerf ghost guns, and pranks you can do at home. Pure randomness for your listening ears.

Tim and Dave discuss the controversial act of not returning your shopping cart and how to avoid narc magnets. Also, they inform viewers about the importance of registering every single pet no matter how small. If you need to register your sea monkey with your HOA, this is a must listen.

We talk sportball sports, the 'I Don't Care" network is launched, and we teach you how to handle crazy people by outcrazying them. You're welcome.

Thanks to the full blown flu, Tim wakes up from a fever dream and realizes he’s a Quilhead in the womb. Also, the toddler zombie parachute is born. Order yours today!

The U-Fork! Some call it a culinary revolution. Some say their lives have changed for the better. Other simply have no idea what Tim and Dave are talking about.

Dave gets recognized at Chick-fil-a (sorta), they leave the light on for ya, and let's say they may need some legal help soon. Like really soon!