It's the Godfather 2 of action movies, Speed 2! The similarity is that they are both movies that exist. This week on Authorized, John, Andrew, Andrew and Hannah discuss George Ryan's abysmal novelization of the okay sequel Speed 2: Cruise Control! It's got action; it's got romance! With Ryan's help, it's got sexism and other flavors of hate, too! We read this one so you never have to touch it.

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