Hey now...hey now... it’s Lauren! Welcome to the podcast. Today is a fun one. We talk about a lot of things (of course) and at times it gets... serious? Topics included are as follows: meeting a celebrity and being humiliated, what asphalt is, hot waiters and queso, free drinks, being paid to live somewhere, and life being good (?). I’m writing this late at night (10:40 pm, not that late...) but I do have class early in the morning so... I must go. Thanks for listening and for the love of the Lorde please leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT DO ANGEL AND DEVIL BECAUSE WE FORGOT THEREFORE WE ARE BOTH DEVILS. I AM SO SORRY. ALSO ELAINE CLAIMS SHE IS PUTTING ON A VOICE THIS EPISODE AND FOR THAT SHE APOLOGIZES (I’m literally speaking on her behalf here)

Ok bye love you.

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Hi! It’s Elaine (in New York) and I’m introducing the podcast again this week in place of my friend Lauren (who is in Nashville). On today’s episode, I’m actually sooo mean to Lauren that I should be criminally punished and I am SO SORRY!!!! Now that I have a clear conscience, welcome to the show. This week, we talk about small things related to interior design, like the desire to go missing, identity, ghosts, variations of the color green, and who coffee was even invented for. I also briefly try to explain the rules of Sudoku (one of my favorite games) to Lauren and she doesn’t care (?) If you can’t tell, this episode was recorded before 9AM EST and we both had a busy week… listen again through that lens…. it might change your worldview….. thanks for listening - we love and cherish you! #PrayForLauren #HappyBirthdayLauren

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It’s Elaine and I am sending you news. What if I learned morse code… Today is pretty much just a talking episode where we decide to mention a lot of things, including x-rays, landscaping things, what qualifies as a serve, and “leash” as a new technology. Randomly when Lauren starts talking about beef tomatoes the episode gets good… and I hope you smile at least once before a fruit is mentioned. In my opinion, an apple is a sandwich and I LOVE THE CRUNCH! To quote Lauren, “What’s, like, when they do a sandwich… and it's, like, apples and cheese?” I feel fine now. Love you and love this sickly sweet little podcast!!!

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Hey everyone! It’s me (Lauren) and I want to welcome you to this week’s special episode! It’s special because it exists. Wow... Today we talk about many, many things. I’ll break it down for you. We discuss spaces like Best Buy and ToysRUs in the early 2000s, being mad about having a podcast, being mad about shopping for a dress, meeting Hailee Steinfeld, and getting the vaccine. Also, Elaine explains the Indian Ocean to me. It’s a fun one and we hope you like it. If not, ok...

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It’s me (Elaine). Plug your ears: we bicker all episode! We also talk "like grown-ups." We discuss feeling awkward, what happens when someone acknowledges a bad mood, the art of reading emails in public, Megabus memories, doing accents, waiting for the perfect moment, and Papa John’s Day of Reckoning. This episode has so much crazy tension. Idk what's going on and for some reason I have a hard time caring about deciphering it at all... If you wanna diagnose us, email us; if you know what that computer game is that I talk about, email us; if you want to say hi, just email us. I CARE ABOUT WORDS!!!!!

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Hey y’all! It’s me. Lauren. Idk why I said y’all I am not from Texas. Anyway... welcome to this week’s episode! This one is long because we cheated you last week with a 29 minute episode. It’s good though because we talk about fun things like boats, bike accidents, veggie burgers, college scams, cults, the FBI, and more. Thanks for listening and I truly, sincerely, thoughtfully, and lovingly hope you enjoy. TTYNW (talk to you next week)!

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It’s Elaine. This week on our spoken word album, Lauren and I talk about dreams, hash browns (unrelated to the dreams convo), the weather and what it means for us, solving mysteries related to engineering, David Dobrik (don’t click off…… PLEASE), and my new haircut. We also write songs for vaccines and talk about citation styles. My favorite part of the episode is when Lauren’s cats are “Rumble Rumble Wrestlemania upstairs!” Sorry that my spiral was actually gross…. I’m doing totally fine days later but remain spooked. Think of me.

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Bestie I’m afraid to tell you this… it’s Lauren. Welcome to this week’s episode! Today we talk about a myriad of things including what a “schism” is, the Grammys, quarantine birthdays, Selena Gomez quitting music, and much more! 

Thanks for tuning in and don’t forget to be true to your heart. BTW if Hello Fresh is reading this please reach out. 

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Hi podcasters there’s a girl in the chat…. she’s typing… it’s Elaine! Filled with shock / horror / awe / a thrill? Good. On today’s episode, we somehow get around to talking about facial expressions and how they (don’t) relate to McDonald’s (one time I almost threw up from laughing so hard because Lauren and I saw a McDonald's sign that said “McDona” - the lights for the “ld’s” were out), if the Royal Family should have a YouTube drama channel dedicated to their little lives, where Lauren is on the internet (location wise), food, trains, mindfulness, spending 100 pennies, women with brown hair, and other, more accessible things. I’m typing this late at night and I hope you can tell. Love ya smoochies thanks for listening <3

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It’s Elaine and it’s Wednesday. #Imagine: a podcast episode that touches on Justin Bieber, feedback loops and what type of science or poem they are, field trips (is Colonial Williamsburg propaganda?), V.R. vs. A.I., trying to sew BEFORE 90, Ben Franklin, the library being f*cked up or perfect, and being young at things. You found it and you have to listen now! Is Bruce Springsteen’s niece reading this? Email us if you’re her, or if you’re anyone else.

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