Mac talks to his buddies Mike and Justin about poop for an hour, among other embarrassing behavior.

Mac and fiancee Hayley talk shit about their kids.

Mac doesn't have a guest this week, so he talk to himself for 10 minutes, tells a story, and squeaks in a quick freestyle at the end.

Mac's friend Justin talks about life as a midget. Little people beware.

Mac talks to his mom about cigarettes, kids, arts & crafts, military deployment, and the U.S. conquest of Hawaii.

Mac's cousin Matt is an expert communicator, and 5-year social media abstainer. You could learn a lot from him, and every single one of your relationships could benefit from his insights.

Also, lots of freestyle rapping going on in this episode. In order of appearance, here are the tracks from the Youtube Audio Library used in this episode:

Cut That Cake by Nana Kwabena

Roots of Legend by Density & Time

Scratch the Itch by Qunicas Moreira

Morning by Text Me Records

Cut That Cake by Nana Kwabena

TOPICS

• Dicks n shit
• Back injuries
• Home improvement
• Nail gun accidents
• Surnames
• Old trucks n truck nuts
• Asbestos n lead
• Social media
• I'm offended!
• Bullying
• Outrage culture
• Unwelcome advice
• Spheres of concern and influence
• Chuckin butts
• RAP BATTLE
• Intervening in violent situations
• Punching chicks
• Papa Murphy's Pizza
• Portland Pie Co.
• #greatdiamond

Mac sits down with Will Hoar and talks about

• Passwords
• Episcopalians
• Pavarotti
• Bowhunting
• Hawking
• Anxiety Attacks on Airplanes, and
• Smuggling Wine!

Mac and Mike actually stay on topic this episode, talking about food. Christmas feasts, lab-grown meat, factory farming, GMOs, and - as always - poop.

Mac and his cousin step into the garage for a little pre-Christmas podcast. Topics include home improvement, ancient Egypt, parenthood, shitty dogs, going to jail, midgets (again), and mushroom smuggling. WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT

Mac talks about the Spit & Whittle Club, then with Bunny about scarring your children and shithead tailgaters.