Things are taking a nosedive all over Manhattan (and Brooklyn): First and foremost, Lexi Featherston literally falls 18 stories to her death after announcing that New York was boring. Carrie’s love life is teetering on the edge of the same windowsill because, as she sees it, she can either go to Paris with the accountant of the art world (AKA Petrovsky) or end up like Enid, the embodiment of middle-aged loneliness.

Meanwhile, Charlotte’s pride is in free fall as she pulls out all the stops against her archrival: her own dog Elizabeth Taylor. And Miranda attempts a trust fall, hoping Carrie will be there to catch her when she dishes out some tough love.

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