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Time for the sisters to deep dive into the 1994 movie adapted from the late Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. They'll talk Kirstin Dunst's incredible acting, a very moody Brad Pitt, and a whole lotta homoerotic overtones. Will Anna be able to avoid a push from the big red button? Listen and find out!

KATRINA- takes the PRO and navigates Anna through the murky waters of being a vampire in New Orleeeeeeeeeeans, and reveals one of the sources for the trivia she found-- a book that may or may not actually exist.

ANNA- has attacks that range from garbage to not-garbage, and would very much like to issue a disclaimer for the listeners...

Disclaimer: I swear everyone, I am an ally to the LGBTQ+ community and when I say this movie is gaaaaaaay, it's not meant as a pejorative or one of my attacks. However, seeing as I was not allowed to compliment during the synopsis, I'm gonna say it was meant solely as an observation. 

2nd Disclaimer: My apologies to the Dutch. I'M NOT GOOD AT ACCENTS!

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Trendsetting clothes, makeover montages, adorable Brittany Murphy, a love story that ya kind of feel icky rooting for but still do, a party in the Valley....this movie has everything you'd want from a 90's teen comedy and more!

Wait, I didn't mention the Mighty Mighty Bosstones! Y'all, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones are in this!

ANNA- takes the PRO and brings a waterfall of trivia to this one which she hopes will distract Katrina from any problems she might find with the plot and problematic terminology. She even skips the booze to try and stay laser-focused on rebutting Katrina's takes, but will it be worth it? Probably not, but it's happening.

KATRINA- loves this movie, but has zero worry about her abilities to take the CON and stay on target. All she has to do is not think about super hot, never-aging Paul Rudd being in this...
Oh she's screwed.

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HEY YOU GUYYYYYS!! It's finally here, the movie Katrina and Anna have been waiting patiently(ish) to get to on their movie list! 1985 was a very, very good year for movies and The Goonies is on the tippy top of their pile. This episode explores Steven Spielberg's once again heavily involved, non-involvement in the making of the movie, cast animosities, and the difference between Spanish and Pirate Spanish. 

KATRINA- takes the helm and leads the episode as the PRO, and she doesn't want to hear any of Anna's attacks against the childhood movie that spawned a whole lot of summer adventures and a deep-seated love for Josh Brolin. However...Goonies never say die, so bring it on!

ANNA- doesn't feel great about trashing one of her all-time favorite 80's movies, but here we are. Will she be able to come up with any good critiques? Eh, good enough. 

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This week's episode takes the sisters to Asgard, and then a quick stop at Earth, and then over to Planet Garbage, and then back to Asgard. Oh, and then Earth again. It's quite the journey, but it's worth it for their love of Thor: Ragnarok. 

Hope you're ready to learn a bunch because this episode is chock full of really great trivia--everything from why Dr Strange makes an appearance to how in the hell a Shake Weight made it into the movie.

KATRINA- leads the episode, and she's very glad about it because this movie is not only hysterical and extremely entertaining, but it's also an endless wellspring of ridiculously hot actors. This is gonna be a walk in the park.

ANNA- drew the CON for this one and she's still crying over it. Regardless, she feels she has a legitimate criticism of the movie. You always hurt the ones you love. 

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Man, these aliens have no chill. This week Katrina and Anna fight over the 1996 blockbuster: Independence Day, starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, and Bill Pullman.

Did you know the president was originally written as a villain? Or that the filmmakers of this movie screwed over another alien movie released the same year? Or that in preparation for this movie, Will Smith spent over 6 months in alien-punching training?

You'll hear those mostly true facts and more in this episode!

-ANNA has come prepared to lead the episode and will hear nothing of Katrina's attacks, regardless how legitimate they may be.

-KATRINA is this week's CON and has many questions for Anna, such as "WHY DOESN'T WILL SMITH NOTICE THE GIGANTIC SPACESHIP COVERING THE SKY?!"

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I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! Oh wait, yeah I do. We're yelling about the 2004 riot of a movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and an uncharacteristically sober Katrina and Anna fight it out like they're battling for lead anchor of a 70's news station.

-KATRINA takes the lead and defends the film against Anna's more ridiculous than usual nonsense.

-ANNA has to attack, and attack she tries. She also wants to apologize, because apparently Fred Armisan IS actually part Venezuelan which makes one of her takes extra shitty flaming trash. 

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Special episode alert!

Hey everyone, we decided to do something a little different this week. The Lost Boys is actually the first episode we ever recorded. We didn't release it for a variety of reasons, which were totally valid and definitely not because we just forgot it existed. 
But lucky us it does because, between you and us... we're still recovering from the aftermath of recording Twister. 
So travel  back in time with us to the distant past, allllllll the way back to eight months ago...before we set up the rules or had the evil Big Red Button to cause us misery, and when we thought we needed to get through the episode as fast as we possible could apparently.

We really hope you enjoy it!-Katrina & Anna

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What happens when Katrina and Anna's brother convinced them to play a drinking game to the 1996 movie, Twister? Well, you're about to find out because it was a doozy. Stay til the end, folks. You don't want to miss this!

-KATRINA brings tons of great trivia about this movie to the table and refuses to be swayed by Anna's low hanging fruit attacks.

-ANNA brings a quickly emptied bottle of tequila to the table and tries her best to destroy a beloved movie and also stay upright. 

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This is a story about a girl who loves a boy, and he loves her so he shows her some unicorns and then everything goes to shit. Oh, and there's fairies and elves and goblins and a giant-horned-red-demon-guy and, of course, a 1980's stockpile of glitter.

Need more information? Well tough titty, there is none. That was good enough for Gen Xers, so it should be good enough for you.

Honestly, it doesn't matter though because this movie is gorgeous and extremely enjoyable. And can we talk about that black dress for a second?

-ANNA has seen this movie countless times and can't wait to defend it from whatever dumb bullcrap Katrina comes with.

-KATRINA has also seen this movie countless times and has pages and pages of attack notes for it. She's ready to roast this movie like it's an elf-stuffed pot pie.

Which one will end up with a Tangerine Dream-scored, happy ending? You'll have to listen to find out!

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DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! The sisters are ready to take on the 2009 love letter to Blaxploitation films: Black Dynamite.  This movie is perfection from start to finish and if you don't agree...well, my condolences for having a joyless life.

-ANNA tries really, really hard to give this movie the treatment it deserves, because she thinks it's a perfect film. However, Katrina's takes are only outmatched by her zest for kung-fu treachery!

-KATRINA can't believe she got suckered into taking the CON on this. Will she bring any good takes to the table and can she get through the episode without a penalty? Listen and find out!