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This is going to sound weird but, for a second, I think we took on the shape of a unicorn in this episode.

We debate the 2008 Will Ferrell/John C. Reilly laughfest, Stepbrothers and ooooh boy  did we ever have fun recording it. A little too fun actually, as a number of jokes Anna told Katrina had to be cut because they leaped over the boundary of good taste.

-ANNA defends a movie that is funny from start to... almost finish. Find out which point of Katrina's was impossible to support and had to be conceded.

-KATRINA attacks a movie she truly loves watching, but turns out finding faults with it wasn't as difficult as she anticipated.

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Get your o.j. handy! We travel to Louisiana to take on a movie we've both seen countless times and talk southern culture and questionable hair. And Katrina pulled out some fantastic trivia, especially regarding the ending. I'm telling you--if you love this movie, you're gonna wanna hear it.

-KATRINA  This movie is perfection from start to finish. I almost feel bad for Anna because she has to attack it, which is again—perfection. 

-ANNA I love this movie, y’all! Having said that…

JULIA.  ROBERTS'.  WIG.

Case closed. 

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Guys, this is seriously one of our favorite episodes with absolute magic towards the end of it! We love it and hope you will too. Extreme violence, a melting villain, and a whole lot of people-tossing….this movie is a giver. 

-Anna takes a very easy PRO and gets a blast of a film to defend. Sorry bout ya luck, Katrina. 

-Katrina reluctantly takes the CON and has to attack an extremely entertaining action movie, and she ain’t happy about it.

**Spoiler warning: Anna flat out spoils the big reveal of the 90’s TV show, Twin Peaks in this episode. She would apologize but that show is 30 years old, so maybe you should look within for who’s really at fault here.

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A surprisingly sober, Anna leads and defends a beloved childhood classic. One that is almost certainly responsible for the sexual awakening of many, many 80’s kids. MANY. 

ANNA —I get to defend this movie?! Oh this is gonna be a piece of cake. David Bowie, puppets, glitter, David Bowie’s super tight pants…this movie has everything. 

KATRINA —As much as it pains me to attack this movie I love, or find fault with David Bowie, whom I really, REALLY love--I may have some things to say. Also, glitter, Anna? Seriously?!

**This episode might sound a little different because we switched drinking delicious margaritas to sipping hot tea, and we’re still working out why we would make such a dumb decision. 

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Okay, yes. We mocked this one for being a Christmas movie released in March. And yes, this is our Christmas episode…that we’re releasing in almost March. 

So what, no big deal. Ya want to fight about it?!

-KATRINA gets a big ‘ol early Christmas present and defends a movie that's funny from start to finish.

-ANNA gets a stocking full of nothing and has to attack one of her favorite holiday movies.

**However, both thought the term “holiday spirit” meant you should drink all the spirits. So as per usual, they got sloshed on giant margaritas.

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This is a classic “girl meets a time-traveling warlock and warlock hunter. Warlock turns girl into an ‘old’ lady. Warlock hunter uses a weather vane as a weapon. And the Warlock drinks a child.”

 It’s a tale as old as time.

-Anna takes the pro and defends this movie against the evil forces of her sister, Katrina. 

-Katrina attacks a beloved, yet sometimes problematic movie with questionable special effects. 

Who will come out on top? Oh my God, the drama of it all!

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Well hey, it’s our first episode—ALL ARE WELCOME! ALL ARE WELCOME!

AND BUCKLE UP, EVERYONE! Oooh boy…are we ever having a marg moment in this one! 

-Katrina can barely stop talking about how hot Brandon Lee is.

-Anna can barely stay upright. 

Our inaugural episode almost went off the rails, folks, but we pulled it together. Enjoy!

JUST FYI EVERYONE: WE SYNOPSIZE THE ENTIRE MOVIE HERE SO IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS, WATCH THE MOVIE AND THEN PLEASE COME BACK AND LISTEN TO THE EPISODE!

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You guys will be shocked, positively SHOOKED, when you hear the alternate casting for the T-1000! 

-Katrina comes in with her notebook filled to the brim with behind-the-scenes trivia and also 800 disclaimers. 

-Anna tries her best to attack a near-perfect film, and only has one post-episode disclaimer: “my apologies if Edward Furlong is actually pronouncing Nicaragua correctly. In my defense, he sounded fucking stupid at the time.”

JUST FYI EVERYONE: WE SYNOPSIZE THE ENTIRE MOVIE HERE SO IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS, WATCH THE MOVIE AND THEN PLEASE COME BACK AND LISTEN TO THE EPISODE!