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Sandra Bullock, Sir Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, Candice Bergen, William Shatner...what more could you want?! The answer is world peace, obviously.

Time to go undercover on the pageant scene because this week is all about 2000's Miss Congeniality!

KATRINA-leads the episode as the PRO and she's itching for some button-pushing payback. She has trivia, her two trusty dogs-Reese and Leia, by her side, and a story about a suspicious truck...this episode has EVERYTHING!

ANNA-is the CON and better be on her game because Katrina sure is. Which song from the Miss Congeniality  soundtrack had Anna gagged? Listen and find out!

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Is that a hockey stick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Grab your pucks, your toy trains, your shitty beer, and your happy hat, and get ready for a great time! This week the Split Happens sisters are covering the best hockey movie of all time, and they don't want to hear any shit about any movie being any better,  Slap Shot!!

ANNA-is losing her damn mind covering a movie about her favorite sport, hockey, which happens to be the movie of all his movies that Paul Newman enjoyed acting in the most! She comes with trivia, a Randy Newman impression, passion, drunken nonsense, and general merriment. 

KATRINA-is salty AF about those button pushes from the last two episodes, and despite her love for Paul Newman and his marinara sauce she is determined to stick with the script and focus on all of the many, many, many problematic things that are sprinkled through movies of the 70's, 80's, and 90's. 

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Get ready to step, ball, change because this week is all about the 1985 film adaptation of A Chorus Line! Directed by Richard Attenborough, (seriously) this movie left a lot in the theatre industry upset, and a couple of sisters very, very happy.
And 5, 6, 7, 8...

ANNA gets to take the PRO on this episode. Coming off of a double button push from the previous week, she thinks she can get Katrina again. 

KATRINA is not gonna let catchy songs and her love for Tim Curry (despite the fact he's NOT actually in the movie) create a distraction from her constant vigilance as the CON. 

CAST: 

•  Michael Douglas as Zach
• Alyson Reed as Cassie
• Terrence Mann as Larry
• Michael Blevins as Mark Tobori
• Yamil Borges as Diana Morales
• Jan Gan Boyd as Connie Wong
• Gregg Burge as Richie Walters
• Cameron English as Paul San Marco
• Tony Fields as Al DeLuca
• Audrey Landers as Val Clarke
• Nicole Fosse as Kristine Evelyn Erlich-DeLuca
• Vicki Frederick as Sheila Bryant
• Michelle Johnston as Beatrice Ann "Bebe" Benson
• Janet Jones as Judy Monroe
• Pam Klinger as Maggie Winslow
• Charles McGowan as Mike Cass
• Justin Ross as Greg Gardner
• Blane Savage as Don Kerr
• Matt West as Bobby Mills
• Sharon Brown as Kim

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Grab your hairnets and Dapper Dan pomade because this week is all about the Coen brothers' brilliant comedy, drama: O Brother, Where Art Thou?  From the cinematography to the amazing soundtrack and impeccable acting, this movie is perfection and most certainly a favorite of the Split Happens sisters.

ANNA-is absolutely bubbling with excitement to be the PRO on this one for three reasons: it's a favorite movie with one of her favorite soundtracks, it has roots in Greek mythology, and she knows Katrina will struggle to not say anything good about it.

KATRINA-is a woman of constant sorrow in this week's episode and is going to do everything she can not to get a button push. Maybe she can R-U-N-N-O-F-T and Anna won't notice...

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Happy April Fool's Day, everybody! We hate our lives now.

Our second movie to celebrate April 1st is the one KATRINA hates the most. Loathes entirely! It's the 2001, what-the-hell-were-they-thinking, sequel to an actually great movie, (Silence of the Lambs) Ridley Scott's Hannibal.
ANNA is gonna try with all her might to get a button push off that crafty Katrina, but it's not gonna be easy.  

Hope you enjoy it! Because we will never do this again. 

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Happy April Fool's Day, everybody! We're celebrating by releasing TWO episodes, and boy do the movies suck.

Our first up is ANNA's most despised movie: the remake--Clash of the Titans (2010) and for April Fool's Day, we're switching things up. Anna will have to take the PRO on the movie she can't stand, but cannot say ANYTHING NEGATIVE or else she gets a penalty. Will KATRINA have pity and take it easy on Anna? Listen and find out!

Enjoy! 

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Go you, Rockford Peaches  and all hail Penny Marshall’s 1992 endearing baseball classic: A League of Their Own! This week is all about Tom Hanks as alcoholic, washed up ex-ballplayer turned women’s baseball coach, Jimmy Dugan; Geena Davis as the fiercely loyal and talented, Dottie; and Lori Petty as Dottie’s sister. 

KATRINA- is the PRO on this one and she thinks she’ll be able to hit this one out of the park, strike Anna out,  and other baseball puns. 

ANNA- is the CON this week and she just needs to stick to the plan—don’t get a button push and don’t cry! 

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Hello all! This week we're doing things a little differently: a re-release of one of our absolute favorite episodes; one that celebrates a bond between sisters, and the strength of women in the face of diversity--Practical Magic!

And we're definitely re-releasing it because March is Women's History month and not at all because we have a million billion trillion things going on this week.

We'll be back next week to close out both Women's History month and our baseball-themed episodes with another movie very close to our hearts: A League of Their Own.

We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we probably enjoyed making it, all tequila...er I mean things considered.

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Grab your hats for bats, questionable haircuts, and lots of sleeveless shirts, because this week the sisters celebrate the 1989 brilliant baseball comedy: Major League!


ANNA- is rounding the bases as the PRO this episode and she's ready to share some great trivia and talk sports. Really, she is! Will she knock it out of the park? Listen and find out.

KATRINA- is taking the CON again on a sports movie, somehow, but she's prepared to take it on and score and easy win.

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This week the sisters are exploring everyone's favorite movie about whispering dead baseball player ghosts with 1989's heartwarming classic: Field of Dreams!

ANNA- is the PRO and is gonna try a different tactic on Katrina this week; talk about James Earl Jones as much as possible. Will it be enough to get Katrina to slip up? Listen to find out!

KATRINA- is the CON and the struggle was reality this week, because how in the world can anyone attack this beautiful movie??? She doesn't like it, but she doesn't like button pushes more.