With the dawning of a new year, comes new topics for Chris & Ashlynn to split hairs over. Let the 2022 battles begin!

Truly Busy vs Procrastination

1. Chris's newly discovered ADD symptoms

2. Ashlynn's 3 tiered system of procrastination

3. Is procrastination actually our kink?

Headphones: Cord vs Wireless

1. Do all wireless headphones make you a Wall Street Bro?

2. Do cord headphones help deter people from approaching you on the street?

3. Did Ashlynn admit that Chris had a good idea for once?

Here we go, another episode another battle! On this Christmas episode Chris and Ashlynn discuss two topics near and dear to their little bougie hearts. 

 

Liking Nice Gifts vs Being High Maintenance 

1. Is there a difference? Do we toe the line ?

2. What makes a perfect gift?

3. Do we like "we" gifts ?

 

Tipping Vs Salary

1. What are the pros and cons of getting rid of tipping and paying waiters/waitresses a salary?

2. Will salary take away the hustle of servers?

3. If we get rid of tipping will chris have to wait for a glass of water?

 

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Splittin' Hairs 

Here at episode 40 of Splittin Hairs Chris and Ashlynn decided to actually take some challenging topics and see if they agree or disagree ! On deck we have 

 

Seasonal Depression vs Regular Depression

1. Can we tell the difference of which one we have ?

2. Is it the reason the world has gone CRAZY?!

3. What would you do for a vaccine card ?

 

Movie Theaters vs Streaming 

1. What are the benefits of both ?

2. Can they Co-exist ?

3. Whos an actor/actress you forgive for playing an ethnicity they are not on TV/Movie?

 

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Ashlynn prefers Mancala over reading, is crazy in love and chews gum whenever a she wants. Chris shares a riveting story about Abraham Lincoln, moves to Conspiracy Island aka Cuba and sucks on gum whenever he wants.

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Chris and Ashlynn ask themselves is the pain you feel after doing physical activities when you're older really worth it?  Do all kinds of music bring out the weirdos ? What is the difference between a rumor and gossip? is there one? What is emotions? What is life? Is there life? This is a vevry philosophical episode, beware, emotional follicles only !

 

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After realizing this past week has been on retrograde, Ashlynn explains to Chris the meaning of cuffing season and reminds him of how broken he truly is. Chris expresses his concerns about the island bois on social media and wonders what his future in the military would look like, which leads to one of the greatest military movie ideas this world has ever heard. 

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Welcome to crazy town, we can buy nike NFT's and live in pretend land but trains are STILL a mess. And Amazon Alexa? The thing that can't even understand when you say "Alexa turn off"? That thing is now going to be in hospitals helping the sick. We can have subscriptions to cars but you cant even get your refunds back immediately. Welcome to crazy town, Chris and Ashlynn are the Chauffeurs. 

 

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This week we discuss the nuances of the phrase "fuck you", Ashlynn tells a story about "minding her own business" and Chris gives up on helping people in NYC. 

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Theres too much outrageous stuff happening that Chris and Ashlynn must discuss and they are willing and ready to ask the tough questions. How are Robots more qualified for jobs than people with Autism? When and how did Christmas die for you? Are there people really out there paying disabled people to go to Disney with them so they can skip the line? Do we ever stop to appreciate the B's and C's? Heres one more question i bet no ones asked you: When did you know your parents were straight? 

 

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This week we investigate Chris's experiences in the gay scene in Europe and try to determine what is truly gay rock bottom. Meanwhile back in USA, Ashlynn saw Boston's only skyscraper  and goes too hard in the paint at a friends birthday. 

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