Splittin Hairs Podcast

Come and get your news from the smartest apes in history! We're talking new bills , we're talking choices, we're talking new school. If you don't like our opinions we'll personally give you our voter ids and let you decide our fate! 

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Come on this journey with us while we explore therapy and is there a perfect therapist? While we explore taking a second and analyzing is this person lazy or are they fasting and you're inconsiderate? While we explore when we knew we were gay and when we knew we were straight! 

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This week Ashlynn & Chris cover a wide array of topics and provide hot takes on some newly developed conspiracies. Its a real Pu-Pu Platter of an episode; uptown mating calls, airline outrage implants, clubbing in Berlin, train smokers, bio-tech government take overs, and special autumn version of FMK!

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Heres the thing we all love nature but does nature love us? In this episode we talk about the disrespect that animals strike without warning, we talk about the disrespect of trying to go on a leisure walk and you end up being on ninja warrior, and we talk about the disrespect of our bodies doing whatever they want whenever they want. Also theres a little argument in here we WOULD LOVE YOUR OPINION, contact us on the info below. 

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This week we have the one and only Greek superstar comedian Gus Constantellis on the show to discuss his willingness to have sex with aliens for the good of humanity... and to gain some new fans on planet Nebula X... and to cum.

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Warning Alert this episode gets interrupted 3,000 times because of the flood in NYC. Warning Alert being a teenager and taking the train to school makes you incapable of remembering trauma. Warning Alert the future is in a pod.

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Ashlynn starts telling Chris about a documentary she recently watched, but things quickly take a turn when they swap some wild stories about their run-ins with the law back when they were rambunctious youths.

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This is a guest episode which means Chris and Ashlynn are exploring another conspiracy theory baby! On this episode Christana Jackson explains to us the dating app world and the difficulties of it. Why did the government create the apps? Listen and find out. Why do they keep holding us back? Listen and find out. Why are men garbage on Tinder? That probably will never be answered! 

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This week we explore the differences between sexual harassment and just being an Italian guy. Ashlynn confirms Chris's fears of having to travel in subscription based pods on the new Infrastructure Freeway. Plus a new segment which truly means nothing or has any bearing on anything important in society.

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From church, to seeing old friends, to raising the next generation, this episode is everywhere like Mr. 305! We even ask ourselves the most complicated questions, should we meet God? have we reached nirvana? will we give our kids ipads just for them to be quiet? This is a heart-opening, eye-opening convo. Spoiler alert : Someone cries. Hint : Its Chris, its always Chris.