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These are the chapters in which Lindon levels up to a point that I didn't even think was possible. He's basically a dreadgod himself now? Which I should have kind of seen coming based on the title of this book and I didn't?
Sometimes I can be a real ding dong.
Also, the Mad King is up to some shit and I'm not sure what to think but it's all sounding pretty dire.
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So we're going back in time a lot here to see exactly what went down in the effort to recover the Emperor's crown, and turns out that Jyrene is even more lethal than I really thought, even though I should have known. I also am extremely interested to find out that it was Calder's idea to switch out with his body double without telling anyone, and I'm kind of impressed?
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This episode, the finale of Season 2, is a hell of an ending for now and I have no idea what we're going to do to follow up on how things wrap up. Is Guillermo going to try to work for them again, is he going to make them acknowledge him, is he going to keep protecting them?
I'm into it either way. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!

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This chapter is the one
where
someone
very important
returns.

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It's time to start a new arc, and our friends are pulling up to a dope new island called Water 7, which is a lot like Venice, Italy with a giant fountain in the center. There's something kind of suspicious going on with all these people who are so overly friendly, and what's up with these masks?
I'm concerned.

Thank you to Asher for commissioning this episode!
So these are the fateful chapters in which Calder has a sit-down with Ozriel and finds out the purpose of his planet and the ways in which the Great Elders can try to escape. It's a helluva lot of information to absorb, and I'm really feeling sympathy for the fact that Calder's messages never make it where they were meant to go.
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Thank you to Asher for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones in which the guilds go to war with the Regents and wind up battling it out so bad that a champion dies, Esther Six is horrifically wounded, and Teach is turned into a dried-out husk. Shockingly, Teach lives, and she's starting to take on a totally different look as she heals, which I'm super curious about.
Also, Calder finally uses the Optasia with Bliss's help, and I'm wondering if perhaps this is when he has a convo with Ozriel?
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In this delightful installment of What We Do In The Shadows, we're getting a look at another supernatural being that I've been lowkey waiting for this whole time! Witches are here, and they're interested in Nandor and Laszlo's semen, which the two gents are totally fine with until they discover just how it's going to be extracted.
Meanwhile, Guillermo is quiet-quitting and I couldn't be more proud.
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This is the set of chapters where the Silent King really goes all-out, and manages to take down some sages, including the Sage of Red Faith. But most importantly, he takes out Jai Long, and I'm super devastated.
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These are the chapters in which the Silent King makes his move by managing to switch places with the Wandering Titan, which is just super unfair and really shouldn't be allowed. Can I get a ref in here, please?
Meanwhile, Yerin is out here fighting Redmoon and seems to have managed to take hiim down with Red Faith, but of course the fucking Bleeding Phoenix and the Silent King are out here pulling some shit to bring their little servants back to life.
I hate it.