Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode!
It's almost over, y'all.
We get a really surprising turn of events here, and I'm shocked to be feeling sort of sad for the Dwarf in the flask, because he seems genuinely baffled at how he fucked up and I don't feel like Truth's explanation is super helpful.
Also, Al gets his body back! WAHOO!

Thank you to Andy for commissioning this episode!
I'm FINALLY here with the next book in the Cradle series, and I could not be more excited.
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Thank you so much to Asher for commissioning this episode!
These are the chapters in which we discover that Kellerac has been working with the Consultants for literally thousands of years, and I'm now highly suspicious of Yala. I assume she's fully working with Elders at this point. Although, what if she's not? What if she's just an unwitting pawn, like Calder?
Nah.
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Thanks so much to Asher for commissioning this episode!
These are the chapters in which Shera gets an elixir from the head of the Alchemist's guild that can turn her into a champion for a few hours, albeit with some side-effects. Also, we get a flashback to a scene in which Shera tries to get a job done without casualties, and a gang comes to ruin it.
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Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode!
So this is the one where Father makes entire whole human beings appear out of his chest, and I am ready to throw a scarf over my TV screen so that I don't have to look at that shit anymore because EWWW. In other news, Al sacrifices himself to give his brother his arm back in a move that I admire but do not agree with. I'm always going to vote for Al over Ed, and I'm sorry Ed but that's just how it is.
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Thank you so much to Max for commissioning this episode!
This is the one where Father inhales the souls of everyone in Amestris, and we get a horrible visual of all the people in the city collapsing as their souls are pulled towards his mouth, and I hate it. Meanwhile there's the fight still going on with Scar and Wrath, and things go in a surprising direction.
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Thank you so much to Asher for commissioning this episode!
In these chapters we get to find out even more about the way the Consultants started out, and I'm suddenly extremely fucking paranoid about Yala's connection with Elders. I'm really worried that Shera's in even more danger than before, although there's the possibility that Yala isn't as corrupt as I'm immediately suspecting.
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Thank you very much to Florian for commissioning this episode!
This is the group where we say farewell to the Foxy Pirates, jump over a filler arc, and then say hello to the Foxy Pirates again. Which I think is great because I'm loving the weirdness of this crew so much.
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Thank you to Max for commissioning this episode!
So....apparently
Father
wants to
eat
God.
I did not see this coming.