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Can a struggling portrait artist overcome her new facial blindness, her crazy stepsister, and a weasel-y neighbor to get her big break?

Who says you have to leave your house to meet the love of your life?. Sometimes all you have to do is open the door ... or do some very naughty things with its knob.

Would you stay in a creepy mansion for a month for $300K? If so, how soon before you went exploring around the place eating a sandwich and dressed in your pajamas?

Join us while we discuss what could happen if the vampire novel you are writing is surprisingly non-fiction. Jess spoils Demon in My View by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

Shrek is love, Shrek is life. And apparently, Donkey is the villain.

When is it okay for a woman to remove her glasses, go on a hotness journey, and pursue a married man? When his wife is blonde, obviously.

Jess unpacks the story of a sad high schooler who speedruns fated mates, gets magically addicted to a boy, and somehow squeezes superpowers, destiny, and attempted murder in before graduation — YA fiction is wild.

Can stolen panties lead to true romance? Love is Trash by Emily Antoinette thinks so—especially if your dream date involves the possibility of rabies and midnight dumpster dives.

What do you get when you cross Fleabag with Veggie Tales?

This week, Jess read Love Letters to a Serial Killer by Tasha Coryell. Join us for a book about questionable choices, romantic delusions, and a whole lot of red flags.