Spoiling Ourselves

It's Episode 20! The big two-oh! Il Duce! Tune in this week to get our comprehensive, definitive opinion on oldie and goodie, Saved By The Bell. We'll find out how many women have allegedly slept with Screech, AND how many men he's allegedly stabbed! Plus, we'll read an extra-special mailbag letter from an angry, confused fan of the Portland Sea Dogs. Tune in for all that and more - and don't forget to buy Lia's memoir, I Was A Teenage Bitch, on shelves nationwide next fall!

(If you want to check out the relationship chart we talk about during the show, the link's right here: http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sbtb.jpg)

This week, our episode is hijacked by two visitors from the digital realm! With the help of Tyler Corey and Kurt Handsomehat (Sam Gordon), we're diving into all things Digimon. How do Digimon stack up against Pokémon - and more importantly, Big Bad Beetleborgs? When you're judging a man's attractiveness, does it really all come down to his pubes? TUNE IN - His Lord Diginess COMPELLS you!

We watched the first and last episodes of the first (and only) season of KID NATION, and we're here to break it all down for you. What happens when you leave 40 kids in a ghost town to create their own society without ANY adults? Apparently they'll be mostly responsible, save for a few speed-based masturbation contests. #KIDNATION! #consent.

Beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop CYLONS!!!!!!!! We watched the first and last episodes of Battlestar Galactica, and we are very confused.

This week we're taking you to Pacific Coast Academy to cover everyone's favorite early-2000s Nickelodeon teen drama, Zoey 101! Did you know that one of Zoey's friends is a mad scientist, whose inventions often bend the laws of time and space? Is it appropriate to keep spare cans of Chef Boyardee in your cleavage? ZOEY & CHASE 4 EVA, YOU BUTTHEADS!!!!!!!

Ever wondered what was up with that Terminator show on Fox? We watched the first and last episodes, so we'll give you the full picture. Did you know this show starred Lena Headey, who plays Cersei on Game of Thrones? Did you know that Summer Glau was brought into this world to be every nerd's wet dream? Why does everyone keep wasting their bullets on UNSTOPPABLE MACHINES? Tune in for all this and more!

Go Go Power Rangers!!! This week we're talking about the first installment in the Power Rangers saga - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Why do the Rangers get their power from dinosaurs? Just how racist was this show? Will Sam convince us that Big Bad Beetleborgs was truly a better program? Tune in for all that and more!

Tune in this week for our thoughts on GLEE, a show we all agree was quite Lohan-esque in its spectacular, fiery fall from grace. Under which circumstances did GLEE cover "Thong Song"? Under which circumstances is it appropriate to go commando? Please write in and let CJ know, because he's a little confused on the subject.

Fist pump! Fist pump! GTL! Tune in this week for our comprehensive, scholarly analysis of a show Sam gives 10 out of 10 hats.

Hot on the heels of the X-Files reboot, we're back to give you our all-encompassing, thorough and detailed analysis of the original show! Which one is Mulder and which one is Scully? Would we probe on the first date? What kind of sandwich would an alien prefer? Tune in for all that and more!