Spoiling Ourselves

Welcome to Spoiling Ourselves...this week we watched NOTHING! Take a walk down memory lane with us as we reflect on the past 49 episodes, answering questions from friends of the show and ourselves.

Which show made us weep the most? Which show do we wish we'd never watched? Which one of us is physically weakest? Which kind of bird is best? Tune in for answers to all these and more, plus some fun compilations of moments from past episodes.

**SUPER thanks to Sam Gordon for our compilation music. Remixed theme song is by Sam and Lia, based on a theme by Men of the Sea's illustrious Vice President Tyler Corey.**

It's very late, but it's very great - here's ep 49 of Spoiling Ourselves! This week we watched Dollhouse, and talking points include:
-acclaimed filmmaker "Josh" Whedon
-our new Billy Bush spinoff podcast, Talkin' Bush
-life is hardest for boys
-animal brains in human bodies vs. human brains in animal bodies

Plus, the premiere of new recurring segment, What's Your Shit Style?

Call us at 903-SPOIL-US! We'll see you in two weeks for the big 5-0!

On a very special episode of Spoiling Ourselves, Jack, Sam, Lia, and CJ talk about HBO's The Leftovers. Just how weird is this show? Why doesn't anyone float away into the sky? Plus, some healthy speculation about the Rapture, cults, and Justin Theroux's big fat c*ck. Was it bigger than Jesus's? We can only guess!

Listen, it’s time to get real. This week we’re doing Pretty Little Liars, and it’s the first show we feel legitimately bad about spoiling for anyone who hasn’t seen it already. In fact, it’s by far the craziest show we’ve EVER watched. Please stop listening to this podcast, watch the first episode, and then watch every episode between that and the last episode. If you’ve ever found a show you LOVE that celebrates statutory rape but didn’t have enough evil twins, forced artificial insemination or subterranean prisons, HAVE WE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!!

This week we watched Royal Pains, a show about a concierge doctor MacGyver-ing rich people in the Hamptons back to health! We're figuring out how this show thinks Russia's government works, discussing exactly where Budapest is and what could possibly go on there, and racking up points, which DO MATTER this time around.
We're also debuting our new Who Fuck Who theme song - thanks John Merfeld!!!

CALL US at 903-SPOIL-US!!! We'll accept both truths AND dares!

We watched GIRLS, and we're recording while sitting in a DIFFERENT FORMATION this time! What kind of obstacles might an immortal baby face? How much does an abortion cost if you don't go through with it? Most people are sexually aroused by tails, right?

CALL US at 903-SPOIL-US and leave a message with your comments, questions, game suggestions, marriage proposals, court summons, or sex tapes. We'll take it all!

Ahoy, you scurvy dogs! This week we had acquaintance of the show Matt Braly on to discuss Black Sails, the historical pirate drama on Starz. He educates us on the uses of a Dame de Voyage and we tell him to never come back. Plus, we discuss the careers of the many famous actors who appeared on this show and CJ tries to get everyone to summarize the plot without using the words "pirate," "treasure," or "ship." It's hard!

This week we watched the very sexy and very confusing Vampire Diaries! We're talking about the difference between a gutter fight and a sewer fight, CJ's secret sexual shame, and BOOOOOONE!

After a brief hiatus, we're BACK, bay-bee!!! This week we've got acquaintance-of-the-show John C. Merfeld spitting sweet and low into your thirsty eardrums for his Spoiling Ourselves debut. (As we must CONSTANTLY remind you, it takes three appearances to attain friend-of-the-show status. All those who have not appeared on the show are enemies-of-the-show. John's not an enemy, not yet a friend - also not a girl, not yet a woman.)

We watched Fawlty Towers. Elon Musk, please get in touch with us about our real-life Truman Show on the moon.

This week we welcome guest Danny Garfield to the football rink! We're talking about football time vs. real time, appropriate hair length, the only 4 positions in football, and exactly what kind of wiring is inside those lights. We're also trying our HARDEST to keep this episode under 20 minutes. If your podcast player of choice shows a different length, anything after 20 is just dead air.

Check Danny out at https://dgarf.github.io/!