Spoiling Ourselves

This week we watched the first and last episodes of Angel, and there's only two words we need to describe our experience: "pee pee" and "demon." Angel is a Buffy the Vampire spinoff, and...you know what, it doesn't matter. Pee pee demon, guys. There's a character called the pee pee demon.

This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Sam is hosting an episode about HBO’s Bored to Death, with a little help from guest host Tyler Corey! In the show’s last scene the main character shares a beautiful moment with his girlfriend who is also apparently his half-sister, so you better believe we spend most of this episode talking about incest. Plus we pitch some Bored to Death movie sequels to HBO executives, and Lia makes her first pass at a Waluigi accent. It’s weird!

This week on Spoiling Ourselves, your four good friends the Men of the Sea watched Cheers! We're thrilled to be returning to the Frasierverse (a term CJ has legally copyrighted) to spend an inordinate amount of time discussing Fraiser Crane, everyone's favorite not-the-main-character-of-Cheers character! Sam pitches us an incredible new spin-off of Cheers, Senator John Kerry stops by the show (Cheers, not Spoiling Ourselves, that would be nuts) and we play a classic round of Who Fuck Who! 28 Emmys you guys!

Hey everybody! We recorded the first 20 mins of this show before realizing we forgot to press record, so we are PISSED OFF! But PISSED OFF = PASSIONATE, so this is a fun one.
We watched Boy Meets World.
-Did Boy Meets World predict the rise of ISIS?
-Did Cory and Topanga cause 9/11 by bringing Shawn to New York?
-Other fun, non-terror-related content
-Do you like hearing about tv? We could talk about other stuff, we’re open to suggestions.
-Chuck Bass is dead to us
-Plus, our FIRST VOICEMAIL!!!

It’s episode fiddy-five, baby! This week on Spoiling Ourselves:
-We watched Doctor Who spinoff series Torchwood!
-It would be terrible if two people were cut in half and both their bottom halves were sewn together
-Pokemon - gotta scoop ‘em all up! Put ‘em in your pocket! Pokemon.
-What would we do if we were pansexual intergalactic immortal beings? Lia would live in a tropical house. Jack would procreate with early humans to make himself Y-Chromosomal Adam
-DON’T TELL ANYONE WHAT WE SAY!!! And do not listen to any other podcasts.

(TW for this episode - discussion of sexual assault)

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We just want to take a minute to thank the FBI, DHS, and NCIS for listening to our show. This episode is definitely putting us on some sort of watch list, and we know you “have” to listen for national security purposes, but we sure do appreciate your ears anyway! So strap in for the ride! No one has ever heard of this show and there’s not much to shake your tail at!

This week, intrepid TV detectives Sam, Jack, Lia, and CJ watched CSI colon Crime Scene Investigation. We ponder what it would be like to be on both sides of the law: Jack and Sam debut their new crime fighting personas "The Squealers," while we also let everyone know what our M.O.'s would be if we were serial killers. Plus, we're all very excited about the return of everyone's favorite game Who Fuck Who. Don't turn that dial!

This week on Spoiling Ourselves, Lia introduces the boys to the magic of Sabrina the Teenage Witch! We talk about what it would be like to have magic in high school, Jack and Sam are two rude interrupting boys, plus we lay down some ground rules for our second season: 1. Go fuck yourselves 2. You can't drive a car alone 3. Don't forget the Alamo 4. No loose ends. Thanks for playing, listeners!

Also, a lot of things really suck right now! Laugh with us and then help if you can:
https://www.gofundme.com/dr2ks2-las-vegas-victims-fund
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/can-help-hurricane-victims-puerto-rico/

We're back, and we're kicking off season two of Spoiling Ourselves with a very special musical episode about ABC's musical TV show Galavant with guest Kurt Handsomehat! Tune in to find out which of us is the worst singer (if you think it's CJ then the answer won't surprise you). Plus, we imagine Christian Bale in his most challenging role ever as the lizard Tad Cooper, we definitively answer the question of whether or not life begins at conception, and we hear from an old friend. Dan Shecklesworth, please stop contacting us!

Part II of Spoiling Ourselves 50th - Listen to our favorite moments from the past 49 episodes!