SpongeBob SquareCast

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixteenth episode, Valentine's Day. SpongeBob has a special Valentine's Day surprise in store for Patrick but a band of chocolate-hungry scallops do their best to scupper these plans, which Patrick takes in a calm and rational fashion. Or maybe not. Elsewhere, Gavin is pleased that his beloved Scotland shirt has resurfaced while Stelly ensures that a good minute or more of this podcast sounds like The Great British Bake-Off.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fifteenth episode, Suds. After a fridge mishap, SpongeBob catches a messy cold and is dissuaded from going to his doctor by Patrick, who thinks that he's capable of doing a better job. Elsewhere, Stelly has had a restless night, not aided by an incontinent cat, while Gav is beginning to see a pattern emerge in Stelly's choice of closing song, and spends a significant part of the episode freaked out.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifteenth episode, Sleepy Time. SpongeBob manages to dive between the dreams of his friends and influence their subconscious. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin enjoy the emergence of new Patreon members, observe old Internet memes, and have to create a new sound bite to announce our new favorite people. Stelly also decides that this is the best time to discuss Gav's missing AirPods.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourteenth episode, Karate Choppers. SpongeBob and Sandy get caught up in the mystical world of karate. But their hobby turns to an obsession that might just cost SpongeBob more than a drop of hot sauce on his tongue. Elsewhere, Stelly discusses the various means to watch the New Years' ball drop and coaxes Gavin into test-driving his new fancy American accent, while Gavin laments that there are no hover-boards on view in his futuristic Midwest neighborhood. Happy 2020 to all our listeners!

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourteenth episode, SB-129. Squidward's clarinet playing inadvertently sees him frozen into the future and then flung into the past. He deals with future and past SpongeBobs and Patricks to get himself home with varying degrees of success. Elsewhere, we go into detail on Stelly's recent band performance, Gavin is feeling lonely at work this week, and both are preparing for a long, festive journey east. For those of you who celebrate, please have a merry Christmas, and we'll see you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in 2020.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the thirteenth episode, I Was a Teenage Gary. With SpongeBob off to enjoy a jellyfishing ukulele weekend, Squidward neglects his duty to look after Gary. Snail plasma is injected in unsuspecting arms which gives Gary more understanding characters than he could possibly expect. Elsewhere, Gavin is frustrated by the UK election results that happen during the podcast recording, while Stelly has her focus on all things German.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the thirteenth episode, Scaredy Pants. A Halloween campfire story from Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob terrified to the point that the whole town calls him Scaredy Pants. With some help from Patrick, he disguises himself as The Flying Dutchman to enact his revenge on Bikini Bottom. Elsewhere, Stelly has convinced Gavin to set up a Patreon and then tells her own terrifying story about the fate of a certain Peppa Pig, while Gavin practices his hard sell in real-time.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the twelfth episode, Employee of the Month. SpongeBob is excited as he's about to win Employee of the Month for the 27th consecutive time, when Squidward confesses that the entire scheme is a scam to make SpongeBob work harder for the same money. Elsewhere, we nurse happy Thanksgiving bellies, Gavin has an update on the numbers, and Stelly spies a monetizing opportunity around the SpongeBob movies.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twelfth episode, The Chaperone. When Pearl is stood up ahead of her prom night, SpongeBob is drafted in to come to the rescue, but perhaps this wasn't the best idea and when he turns up in his outfit and limo, Pearl might have been better staying at home. Elsewhere, it's Stelly's eleventh birthday, she reveals the origin of her Stewy nickname, and Gavin reminisces about an old school chum named Jobby.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eleventh episode, Squidward, The Unfriendly Ghost. SpongeBob and Patrick jump to extraordinary conclusions when they accidentally destroy a Squidward waxwork leading them to believe they've killed their friend, which Squidward is only too happy to use to his advantage. Elsewhere, Gavin's feeling poorly, and Stelly sails close to the wind with her choice of closing song.

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