SpongeBob SquareCast

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of episode six. SpongeBob and Patrick encourage Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy out of retirement in a way that's probably quite insulting to elderly people. Meanwhile, Michigan spring is a disappointment to all, and Gavin's seasonal ailments find little sympathy from Stelly. In other news, this is the penultimate episode of our podcast's season one, as we take the summer off. We'll drop an episode next week then reconvene in September. Thanks for listening so far!!

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of episode five. A nematode attack destroys SpongeBob's house, forcing him to seek alternate living arrangements with varying degrees of success. Elsewhere, Stelly contemplates a reality where SpongeBob dies, and there's a significant amount of discussion about fifth grade band, while Gavin is excited that the listening numbers appear to have doubled for no discernible reason.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they explore the first segment of episode five. SpongeBob and Squidward's delivery of a pizza is more complicated than it would initially appear to be. In other news, Stelly and Gav have fallen behind in their podcast production as they record for the first time in two weeks, Stelly's anger management issues become a concern, and Gavin is perturbed by a 4 star rating on the iTunes. 

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourth episode. SpongeBob is having problems passing his boating test until Patrick has a great idea of jamming a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's brain. Elsewhere, we have exciting news regarding our popularity in TV / Film podcasts in the Cayman Islands, plus Stelly found a kazoo. Lovely.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of episode four. Squidward's response to being disturbed drives a wedge between SpongeBob and Patrick, but will this end up rebounding back on the tentacled tyrant? Elsewhere, Stelly's reveal that Eaton Rapids High School Marching Band might be involved in the Frozen soundtrack is treated with suspicion by Gavin.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of episode three. An evil, if diminutive, spy is determined to discover the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty and is prepared to use mind control techniques of SpongeBob to do so. Elsewhere, Stelly has found an old Atari game in the basement and Gavin became a US Citizen this week.

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of episode three. SpongeBob and Patrick are jellyfishing with somewhat disappointing results, and then decide to treat Squidward to his Best Day Ever. Elsewhere, a blue-haired Stelly discusses her recent appearance on local breakfast radio and goes through a repertoire of different accents with a puzzled Gavin. 

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment from episode two. Down at Goo Lagoon, SpongeBob competes with a buff lobster for the attentions of Sandy Cheeks, and then discovers that accidentally ripping his pants turns him into a comedy genius. Elsewhere, Stelly recounts a harrowing experience on a rollercoaster and Gavin tries, and fails, to reduce the number of times he says, "Mm-hm."

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Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment from episode two, oddly the final one ever written by Stephen Hillenburg. SpongeBob is selling the chance to blow bubbles for twenty-five cents a pop, but there's a technique to learn first if Patrick and Squidward want to succeed, and that's going to cost another quarter.

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Join a poorly Stelly and a pedantic Gavin as they discuss the final segment from the first episode. Following some karate and armpit farts, a pesky clam is defeated and SpongeBob makes the acquaintance of Sandy Cheeks, a lady land squirrel. This leads to tea at Sandy's treedome, more near-death experiences, and the knowledge that there's nothing fancier than a raised pinkie.

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