Spooky Sexy Scary

Jason Petterson brought over a movie about the horrors of the human body, From Beyond! Join Patty and Maria as they learn how to pronounce Pineal gland, discuss underwear preferences, and Candle Talk!

Producer JR Stuhrberg hits record and promptly abandons his post as he guests stars this week on Spooky Sexy Scary! Patty & Maria learn all sorts of monkey facts in the 100% scientifically accurate move Monkey Shines!

In this episode Patty and Maria talk about the movie Poltergeist with Dyan Bailey. Dyan is currently performing in "Who Run The World" at Planet Ant through April 7th!

Patty and Maria welcome Aurora into the studio gush over professional hunk and amatuer clown, Bill Skaarsgaard

Follow Patty at: @pattyghould

Patty and Maria welcome Nick Boulahanis @Nick_Boula (Farm Team member at Planet Ant) into the studio to discuss Night of the Living Dead. They answer such questions as "Does Nick hate Spooky Sexy Scary?" "Can you wiggle your spine?" and "Why does the producer think it's funny when Maria doesn't know something?"

Follow Patty at: @pattyghould

No guests this week, but Patty and Maria both talk about those hot little guys trying to tear apart your electronics! Also: Night Court? It's not in Cheers? Or it is in Cheers? Is Cheers still a bar? How about cake?

Light as a feather, stiff as a board. The Craft turns out to be a mix of Spooky, Sexy and Scary, and Sarah Wilder (@BionicBaby99 on twitter) has things to say about little creatures and magick.

Sarah is currently in the Farm Team at The Planet Ant Thursday and Saturday!

She can also be seen leading up Space Squad Six at Go Comedy! February 9th and 25th!

Maria and Patty talk about The Thing with Keenan Mullaney. Keenan discusses his LOVE ♥♥♥ of Kurt Russell corrects them on the Jack Frost episode. Fritters are consumed. Amazon did not create Prime because of Spooky Sexy Scary.

Patty and Maria talk about David Lynch's "Blue Velvet" with Emily Gietzen. They eat donuts. They talk about jobs, zug island adventures, pickle factories. (all advertisments are fake, do not use any codes from the show anywhere or do and understand that they will work as well as the konami code).

Patty and Maria talk about Tales From the Hood with good friend and great guy Jake Russell. Maria throws up (sorry). Catch Jake and his show "Birth of a Hoe Ass Nation" January 12th and 13th at Chicago Sketch Fest https://www.stage773.com/cscf-shows/birth-of-a-ho-ass-nation-anesti-danelis

Releasing this EARLY so you can KNOW and GO TO SEE JAKES GREAT SHOW IN CHICAGO!