spoonerism

We’re back for SEASON 3! We catch up on our two-week summer break that coincided with Mercury retrograde where madness ensued. Ren tells a tale of a mouse-infested Airbnb while the girls chat about their travels to New York. 

Jordan tries to define what Mercury retrograde is with little success, then unpacks what’s been happening throughout the US. Then the Spoons go back to regularly scheduled programming with unsolicited d*ck pics.

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We’re back for another episode where we catch up about prepping for the Fourth of July and the US World Cup Game. We discuss what summer you could be having —  a Glizzy Summer vs. a Sardine Summer. Weight in... which are you?

We chat about preemptively celebrating our 40th episode, Jordan selling her car, and play a game where we guess if American History headlines are real or fake news. 

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We’re back for another episode where we catch up on straddling your sleeping neighbors on airplanes to get to the restroom, Ren’s first Father’s Day present, and accidentally playing videos out loud in public places. 

Ren takes the lead, quizzing Taylor and Jordan on their knowledge of Australian lingo. From “servo” to “telling me porkies” — See how many you can guess!

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We’re back for another episode where we catch up on dreams sparked by a dwindling gummy supply, World Cup activities, and horror movies. We talk about why young talent deserves a seat at the table and the return of brand nostalgia.

Then we dive into a topic that’s been on our minds lately: creeps. We discuss what makes someone feel creepy, share stories, and explore the spectrum from harmlessly odd to genuinely concerning. As part of that conversation, we reference public figures and well-known cultural examples. Our discussion reflects our personal opinions and reactions to public information and media coverage, not legal conclusions about any individual.

Finally, Taylor puts Jordan and Ren to the test with a creep ranking game as they debate the top creeps.

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We're back for another episode where we catch up on attending a West Coast Shrimp Boil, Taylor cosplaying as a churchgoer, horror movie comfort, and terrible dreams.

Today's episode is focused on modern dating. We answer rapid-fire questions about first dates:

• Should your date pick you up?
• Should you kiss on the first date?
• How long should a first date be?
• When do you leave once it goes wrong?

Then we share crazy anecdotes of our listeners', and our own, stories of dating gone wrong.

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Back by popular demand is Ren for Bloke Week! 

He introduces the episode by explaining Taylor and Jordan’s absence — a gala and Kentucky Boyfriend Fair, of course. He then gets into facts about worms. Ask a worm anything on his site AskAWorm.com. It has an astute answer for how Jordan can find love. 

We then replay Episode 7: Rat Merkins, Spells and Wine Weekends. We talk about being afflicted with a case of not-being-able-to-book-anything-on-the-right-day and Taylor’s merkin obsession update. 

Ren shares a story about how an ex-girlfriend’s auntie put a spell on him, causing a mysterious lump to form in his neck.  

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We’re back for another episode where we catch up about making good weekend choices, like not going to a rave and putting a duvet cover on. Taylor shares how she used to perform on cruises while in high school. 

We answer a listener’s photography question—how to take better nudes and get your partner to capture more flattering shots. 

We share what we’ve been thinking about — fads! Ren’s nostalgia for a 90s-style photo album got us down a rabbit hole of fads through the years. And, of course, we agree that the 80s might have had the worst fads of all time. 

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We’re back for another episode where we sit down with Ren, our resident fashion and commercial photographer, to ask every photography question the audience has ever wanted answered.

We catch up on the dos and don’ts of being a photography assistant today, Ren’s photography inspiration, the best photography setup for your Hinge profile, his dream model to shoot, the best and worst people he's ever photographed, equipment recommendations, and who he’s in love with from the podcast! 

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We’re back for another episode where we catch up on scheduling showers on Google Calendar, getting the ick from the way a hot guy got on a bike in Venice, and why walking in non-walkable cities feels deeply embarrassing. We discuss unmoanable names, debate whether adults can still say “mummy” and “daddy,” and decide whether Ren should one day be called “Big Fella” instead of dad.

Then it’s officially BEEF WEEK. We unpack every kind of adult beef imaginable — one-sided beef, passive-aggressive revenge, long-game feuds, coworker tension, college drama, accidental arch-nemeses, and generational beef. We swap stories about revenge texts, deep-sea fishing microaggressions, sisters throwing drinks, decade-long sorority wars, Facebook sabotage after breakups, and why some people are simply destined to become Beef Queens. Plus: the bizarre lore behind Beef Queens in Wisconsin and Australia, the Russian & Turkish Bathhouse feud in New York, and the surprisingly horny history of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.

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Introducing “Bloke Week,” where Ren introduces the podcast solo and shares all the topics he wishes he could talk about when Jordan and Taylor are around.

We replay Episode 8, where we caught up on why people experience road rage, how a gang of sexy Mississippi monkeys was on the loose, and how Taylor wishes getting things on sale was her superpower. We discussed if camel toe leggings will become a thing and learned about where Jesus’ foreskin may have gone.