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  • EP 10: Taped my D*ck for Brianna

    We’re back for another episode where we discuss the Waffle House protocol for inclement weather, Ren taping his man parts to his leg as a child to prepare for school dances, Jordan discovering alcohol in her fifth-grade sleeping bag, and Taylor’s quintessential overheard LA date.



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    58 min
  • EP 9: Justin Timberlake and Cat Restraining Orders

    We’re back for another episode where we discuss how getting to an event for type B people is a struggle, a philanthropy event featuring Y2K heartthrob Justin Timberlake, losing so many items (phones and wallets), how cats are being summoned to court in other countries, and, of course, gift set season. 


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    1 hr 2 min
  • EP 8: Diet Coke, Sexy Monkeys and Superpowers

    We’re back for another episode where we catch up on why people experience road rage, how a gang of sexy Mississippi monkeys is on the loose, and how Taylor wishes getting things on sale were her superpower. We dive deep into if camel toe leggings will become a thing and learn about where Jesus’ foreskin may have gone.


    Catching Up 

    7:27 - Sexy Monkeys on the Loose

    16:24 - Australians Keep PJs Under the Pillow

    20:01 - What’s Your Superpower


    Some Things We’ve Been Thinking About 

    31:21 - Camel Toe Leggings 

    37:30 - What Happened to Jesus’ Foreskin?


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    55 min
  • EP 7: Rat Merkins, Spells and Wine Weekends

    We're back for another episode where we talk about dressing up as clowns, Jordan's concert faux pas, and Taylor's discovery of the rat merkin. We hear how Ren was once the victim of a casted spell, and discuss whether wine weekends or Vegas weekends are worse.


    Catching Up
    2:49 Send in the Clowns
    6:00 Jordan Date Venue Confusion
    15:16 Kinky Bears and Rat Panties

    Some Things We’ve Been Thinking About
    22:55 Auntie Cast a Spell On Ren
    40:00 Girls Wine Weekends > Vegas
    55:00 The Full 180 on Drinking While in Love



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    59 min
  • EP 6: Chat GPT and the Merkin Reveal

    We're back for another week where we catch up about Taylor's travels. We discuss whether having an emotional connection with AI is grounds for infidelity, how we deal with AI in our roles, how we all met, the Victoria's Secret fashion show , and of course the Skimm's merkin panties.


    Catching up

    4:00 Taylor’s Travels 

    7:41 Jordan Had Too Much Fun this Weekend


    Some Things We’ve Been Thinking About

    11:44 Is Dating AI Cheating?

    25:00 Taylor Got The Gang Gifts

    27:16 How Taylor and Jordan Met

    31:00 Victoria’s Secret Show Takes

    43:00 Skims Merkin Reveal

    52:00 Taylor’s Instagram Comment Performance


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    1 hr 3 min
  • EP 5: First Dates and Same Side Seating

    We're back for another episode where we chat about the history of Halloween, Ren's first Hillstone martini experience, sitting on the same side as your date, plastic surgery trends by region, and Ren's worst first date. This episode was fueled by two strong martinis from Hillstone. Note, we know Enjoy!


    0:21 "It's Libra season" - recorded during Libra season, released in Scorpio

    1:25 The origins of kid crack on Halloween

    4:22 Ren's first Hillstone Martini experience

    20:23 So many ways to say "cool"

    30:00 The origin of Spoonerism

    39:00 Ren's worst first date



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    1 hr 1 min
  • EP 4: Bed Rotting and the Squeegee Method

    We're back for another episode where we chat about Taylor's high school reunion, Jordan's Kia Forum experience, and Ren's trip to the sex shop. We get an exciting call-in from a listener, among other fun tangents.



    6:19 New Jazzy Fingering Code
    23:26 - Fun to Rot Ratio
    30:30 - Ren’s Ratio is Get Off My Lawn
    36:20 - Ren Gifts Jordan and Taylor Bondage Bears
    39:20 - Listener Shares the Squeegee Drying Method
    46:51 - More Prison Stories


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    52 min
  • Ep 3: Taylor in Jail - Prison Panties and One Eyebrow

    We're back for another episode where we hear Taylor's infamous story of how she was wrongly imprisoned for not paying a parking ticket.


    10:16 - Hillston martini is elite

    16:13 - Taylor did software sales?

    23:30 - Taylor goes to jail

    25:03 - I'm getting hand cuffed with one eyebrow

    28:40 - They took your underwear?

    29:45 - Prison panties

    31:34 - One-eyed T

    41:03 - I <3 Cumming

    52:42 - Ren moved to the US because he liked an ex's photo


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    58 min
  • Ep 2: Better Help's Labrador Scheme and the Never Nude

    We're back for another episode where we hear about Hinge hacks, Ren's gym experience, and other nude stories.


    Chapters:
    3:08 Dazed and Confused at HomeGoods
    8:35 Shoutout to the Fans
    11:22 Sandwiches > Dates
    15:15 Peacocking in the Change Room
    22:50 Nat Geo Ever Heard of It?
    27:00 Unconventional Advice
    35:47 Porky Pig or Winnie the Pooh


    Intro Music by James Allen


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    51 min
  • Ep 1: Harry Potter & Grandma's Figs in Her Pants

    Welcome to the Spoonerism podcast! We share weekly episodes where we catch-up with each other and share things we've been thinking about. Today's pod covers Taylor's recent article on a Danish zoo, Ren's hot take on Harry Potter, and how Jordan handles flights.  


    Chapters:

    03:15 The Danish Zoo Donation
    08:50 The Evolution of Cursing 
    20:47 Harry Potter: The Wizarding World and Its Flaws
    35:19 Ten Toes Down Against Men Without Shoes

    42:30 Jordan's Flight Plan
    48:29 The Role of Men in a Post-Apocalyptic World

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    58 min

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Three friends, three perspectives. Each week over drinks, they unpack the personal, the cultural, and the completely ridiculous — from awkward life moments to the news no one else wants to talk about.…