A TikTok suggesting that we should wash our toilet seats in the dishwasher has generated outrage, and Hanna and Andrew find themselves at opposite ends of this cultural divide. Plus, Andrew explains "The Kubota Principle," a chores-related lesson he learned at a young age.

Relationships and cleaning…the two are inseparable, as we well know. Hanna and Andrew dig into an article by someone who says he lost his marriage because he didn't wash his dishes, but there may be more to it than that. And a Scrub Jockey presents an amazing (and actually fun!) way to divvy up chores.

Hanna and Andrew try to help a Scrub Jockey whose dating life may be stymied by an unclean bedroom. They also find out what happens when a homeowner starts hammering random holes into their walls looking for a stinky smell.

Hanna and Andrew celebrate the humble garden hose and all of its glorious uses. Plus, a Scrub Jockey brings the hottest hot take on folding laundry, and Hanna brings back Rated C For Clean, in which she and Andrew scrutinize and grade Norman Bates' scrubbing skills

Bissell wants us to start vacuuming our dogs with their new Dog Vacuum. We reach out to an industry expert for analysis. (Okay, it's Hanna's sister, and she hates this thing.) Plus, Andrew is very excited about a sink, because of course he is, and Hanna has a bug problem that's really been (wait for it….) bugging her! HA!

Some big changes in Andrew's life means some new cleaning challenges ahead! He and Hanna also hear from a visually impaired listener who's developed specific systems for avoiding messes. And the Scrub Jockeys have lots of advice for Donna, who's been dealing with a mouse-in-the-house situation.

Andrew finally comes face-to-face with a cleaning situation he's been dreading for years. Plus, in honor of Valentine's day, Hanna and Andrew try to help a couple with (let's say) differing philosophies about household recycling.

What appliance could you never live without? Coffee maker? Vacuum? STOVE? Hanna and Andrew review one Scrub Jockey's definitive list, from least-useful to most. And they try to help a listener who is FREAKING OUT after an unwanted discovery in her home.

Hanna Brooks Olsen just got a brand new appliance in her kitchen, and it came along with something even better: Validation. She and Andrew also discuss the ridiculous things they cram into their pockets while they're cleaning. And they try to help a Scrub Jockey clean her dang air fryer thingy.

Hanna and Andrew are back to talk about Vacation Cleaning, Ice Balls, and the projects we put off forever, until we finally snap at midnight and start tearing the entire house apart. Plus, a Scrub Jockey tells us about her fascinating job as a Cleaning Scientist (our words, not hers.)