In the spirit of Halloween, we asked listeners for their cleaning-related horror stories. And they delivered. Almost too well.

A new product by a cleaning supply company has Andrew baffled and somewhat worried. But Hanna calms him down. Plus, Scrub Jockey Lauren solves the Case of the Mystery Body Odor. And a couple of listeners are dealing with the unenviable task of cleaning up after losing loved ones.

Do you have a special Cleaning Outfit you wear when you're doing chores? Hanna and Andrew do, but they're not sure if that's normal. Plus, Hanna stumbles on the compelling world of Swedish Death Cleaning. And her mom has beef with Andrew's favorite cleaning product.

Hanna is cleaning her plants, Andrew has an idea for a new TV genre, and a Scrub Jockey drunk-dials the Spot Line in the most wonderful way. Oh, and Andrew's house almost burned down after a simple home project, nbd.

Hanna and Andrew try to help a friend who is currently living through a bedbug NIGHTMARE...leading Andrew to assume the worst about his own sleeping situation. Plus, Hanna reviews three game-changing cleaning products that arrived in the mail recently.

Turns out, the Scrub Jockeys have a lot of opinions on how to clean out peanut butter jars! Plus, Hanna stumbles on some helpful, timely advice on how to clean tower fans. And Andrew uses his cleaning powers to fix a device that was headed to the dumpster!

Hanna and her partner may never brush their teeth again after The Great Toothbrush Incident of 2021. Plus, a Scrub Jockey is looking for brick cleaning advice that doesn't involve removing all the brick from her home and replacing it with something easier to maintain.

Special Spotless Ice-Making Correspondent Anna Urband joins Hanna and Andrew to demonstrate the new whiz-bang ice ball maker that's been all over Instagram lately. Plus, Hanna plays a little game of "Bonk, Marry, Kill" with some of America's classic cleaning icons.

Hanna and Andrew process some Cleaning Anxiety after the PNW heatwave. Plus, a Scrub Jockey made a disgusting mistake with her extraction cleaner that she wants you to avoid! And a professional housekeeper offers some advice if you're considering gifting someone a house cleaning.

The Great Toothbrush debate rages on, sending Andrew into his kitchen to conduct a very hot experiment! Meanwhile, Hanna's been running her own diabolical experiments with borax. And a Scrub Jockey's horrific cleaning experience leads to a penicillin prescription.