"When I have pizza with me in the car i'm PRAYING for red lights." That's the reality of rushing home with a fresh box before digging into the first slice raw, completely free of ranch. We look back at the glory days of rolling up 7 deep to Mayfest in ur Grandma's old Buick LeSabre wearing baggy Jordan shorts and carrying a styrofoam McDonald's cup. Plus we map out the sheer terror of talking to your middle school gf on a landline from inside a backyard shed while your parents yell at you

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00:01:24 - Live Remotes
00:05:04 - Indy 500 Fest
00:07:58 - The Clubhouse
00:11:26 - Easter Aunt
00:13:20 - Dumb Projects
00:18:45 - First Holiday
00:22:15 - Creepy Bunny
00:27:03 - Summer Vibes
00:28:45 - ATL Uniforms
00:32:59 - Joe Buck Call
00:36:02 - AFC vs NFC
00:39:35 - Car Pizza
00:41:46 - Ranch Obsess
00:47:31 - NBA Shoulders
00:50:48 - Sprint Calls
00:54:47 - Phone Skills
00:59:00 - Shed Calling
01:03:11 - NBA Rumors
01:07:04 - Sixers Mascot
01:09:00 - Mayfest Lot
01:13:35 - IHSAA Rules
01:17:00 - Jim Rome Era
01:20:46 - Quiet Dome
01:25:02 - Jersey Trivia
01:34:42 - Sports Brain
01:37:44 - Endzone Celly
01:45:00 - Forte Take