Squashin' My Nuts

Squashin' My Nuts

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  • Bread & Circus

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    My A/C went out and I learned I can not live life with out the comfort of some sweet cold air blasting on a daily basis. Will America ever be great again? Cause it seems we are headed into a dystopian nightmare of high prices and surveillance everywhere. Atleast we are preoccupied by sports and gambling so who cares right?

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    43 min
  • Surveillance Center Crashout

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    We can't eat AI so why do we keep giving up prime farmland for surveillance(data) centers? What happens when all the land is bought up and destroyed? None of it makes sense to me. Is it really better to have all our veggies and meat grown in another country and than shipped here to buy in America? What will be left to the younger generation of Americans?

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    45 min
  • Entering The Hunger Games Timeline

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    It does feel as if we are headed toward a hunger games like scenario in the U.S. The politicians and elites as they call themselves televise their lavish dinner parties on the news as citizens starve and go homeless. Quite an odd time to be living through to say the least. Rather than a ballroom bunker for the upcoming fake alien invasion could we just have free healthcare and our full paychecks without being taxed to poverty.

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    47 min
  • Squirrels Drivin' Me Nuts!

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    The age ol' battle of man vs. squirrel. These southern squirrels are really testing my patience and kindness. I talk about my new battles I'm having with the local squirrel mafia. Also, updated my chicken population with new chicks. The farm is growing and the chaos is never ending!!

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    52 min
  • Robots coming to a home near you

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    Happy Easter everyone! We talk about how everyone will be owning a personal robot the same way we all have a cell phone. Won't that just be splendid. Why are we even in the middle east starting shit once again? I'll never understand the need for so much death. Also, update on my baby owls and my crazy chickens here on the homestead.

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    44 min
  • Spring Has Sprung

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    Talking about all the new critters that have had babies around the property this spring. It's my own little wildlife reserve out here in the woods of Arkansas. Also, dive into why gas has skyrocketed in price and the old days being dead and gone. 

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    51 min
  • State of the Union

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    Everything in America is going splendid. No problems at all and gas is cheap again. I discuss all the good things the government is doing for its citizens here in good ol' USA(sarcasm). 

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    51 min
  • Pedos in Politics (Listener Warning!)

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    Lots of bad language in this Episode. You've been warned!! Nice little rant about the current events going on all around the world with the release of the infamous Epstein files that supposedly never existed but now that they do we should just ignore them and go about our business being blind to the horrors done by our "Leaders". Also, some life updates included.

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    1 hr
  • The American Nightmare

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    Wooo boy! What a year 2025 was. I discuss the good ol' days of how America used to be before all the chaos that runs rampant now. Life updates and future plans for my little hobby farm. 

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    54 min
  • The Peacock and the Flood

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    Talk about the random magical peacock that appeared in my yard one day out of the blue. Surviving the flood of 2025 and the nasty storms of the south. Also, touch on a little bit of the state of the world right now.

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    52 min

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If you enjoy hearing about conspiracy theories and self-deprecating humor than you came to the right place. If you are easily offended, you may not want to listen to this podcast. You've been warned.…