Squashin' My Nuts

Squashin' My Nuts

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  • Living in the South

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    Update on my move from Alaska down to Arkansas. Life is a wee bit different living out in the woods.  City life is much different than country life that is for sure. 

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    42 min
  • Don't Machete Me, Bro!

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    In this episode, I talk about all the crime that is happening around the country. What is the cause for all the craziness happening? I discuss my massive fear of being hacked by a machete. Also, the nfl preseason has started once again so I dive into what that means to me as a packers fan. 

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    55 min
  • Ghosts & Demons

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    In this episode I talk about all my experiences with ghosts and all things supernatural. Discuss some stories about spooky shadows and sleep paralysis nightmares. 

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    51 min
  • My Body, My Foreskin

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    Back to my same ol' bs after a little mental health break. The world is going crazy and just here to give some life updates and hopefully a smile to the masses. Can we all just take a big vacation to a nice beautiful beach somewhere and unplug from the media/political circus?

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    51 min
  • Swindle Me Tinders

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    If you watched The Tinder Swindler on Netflix and you also wondered how the hell those ladies got approved for all those damn bank loans, than this is the episode for you. Also, update on all craziness happening across the globe.

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    59 min
  • This Jar smells like a Fart

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    In this episode, I discuss the silliness of all this onlyfans content out there. Talk about the difference between slow zombies and the smart, fast zombies. I give a little update on the NFL playoffs as well and how I feel as a Packer fan. 

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    52 min
  • False Crime: Your Last Meal

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    If you knew it was going to be your last meal before your execution date, what would you choose? Maybe you wouldn't choose anything due to stress or fear. Hell, who says you get a choice of final meal anyways? Hopefully none of us ever have to go through that situation. Enjoy the episode.

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    35 min
  • Attack of the Homeless

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    In this episode, I talk about all the late night shit I see in my neighborhood while taking my dog out to go piss. This winter has been wild so far with just how crazy people are. Also talk about this being my last winter here in the state of Alaska and what I've learned about myself living up here. 

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    51 min
  • Slappy Spanksgiving

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    It's Thanksgiving already. The year is almost at an end. Discuss the chaos of the news and what's happening in everyday life.  

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    48 min
  • American Bacon Vs. Canadian Bacon

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    In this episode, I discuss waiting in lines at Walmart. Why are there so many empty lanes all the time? I give updates to the cold winter weather we are having here in Alaska. Of course I discuss the difference between American bacon and Canadian bacon aka tiny ham circles.

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    47 min

About Squashin' My Nuts

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If you enjoy hearing about conspiracy theories and self-deprecating humor than you came to the right place. If you are easily offended, you may not want to listen to this podcast. You've been warned.…