STAB! Cuts

STAB! Cuts

By John Ross and Jesse JonesComedy
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STAB! Cuts episodes

  • Joe - Joe Louis - 1950s Middle AmericaVille
    In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
    Joe-Joe Louis invites you to a place where the simpler times never got more complicated and reminds of you of the power of the corrective slap. Welcome back to 1950s Middle AmericaVille.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37045471&refid=stpr
    2 min
  • Jesse Jones - Cheese Shiver
    In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.
    Cheese puns. Jesse Jones wrote a bunch of cheese puns and called it a movie. Cheese Shiver, so gouda, you'll lose your rind!
    Hear the whole episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37012833&refid=stpr
    2 min
  • Jordan Gannon - The Polite Township Of Proper Etiquette And Manners
    In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
    Jordan Gannon would like, if it is not too much trouble, or an interference in your daily activity, to extend to you a heart felt invitation to visit The Polite Township of Proper Etiquette and Manners. Please and thank you.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-016-best-of-stab-volume-3-poetry-robot-37181510
    4 min
  • Danielle Mandella - Scatopolis
    In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
    Come, cop a squat in the city of Scatopolis, Danielle Mandella will tell you all about this city of song, not poop, or maybe, but probably not.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-011-rain-soaked-hobo-pile-36865569
    2 min
  • Jaclyn Weiand - Marge's Books
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    Jaclyn Weiand invites fans of all sorts of books to "Marge's Books", her Islamic book store in the heart of Salt Lake City, Utah!
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-002-all-js-all-the-way-36643650
    1 min
  • Jesse Jones - The City Of Angles
    In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
    Here, Jesse Jones takes you on a tour of acute place to call home: The City of Angles. Yes, ANGLES.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36642761&refid=stpr
    3 min
  • Jaime Fernandez - Jaime's Kandahar Caricature
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    Jaime Fernandez would like to welcome you to her easel for a zany, kooky, fuckin' scary caricature in the not shitty, second largest city in Afghanistan!
    Heat the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-002-all-js-all-the-way-36643650
    2 min
  • Johnny Taylor - The City Of America In 2114
    In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
    Johnny Taylor introduces us to the once proud country turned city of America in the year 2114.
    Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36642761&refid=stpr
    2 min
  • Jesse Jones - Shoepocalypse Airship Zero
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    High above the judgmental land below Jesse Jones' "Shoepocalypse Airship Zero" caters to the most despicable in footwear tastes.
    Hear the whole episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-004-the-book-of-luke-36643294
    4 min
  • Aaron Weaver - Back In The Dump Truck
    In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.
    Can Nick Cage beat the odds and avoid his fate? Aaron Weaver chronicles the perilous journey.
    Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36775655&refid=stpr
    2 min

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