STAB! Cuts

STAB! Cuts

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STAB! Cuts episodes

  • Jordan Gannon - RSVP
    "Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
    Let Jordan Gannon introduce you to Christian Rap-Rock powerhouse Returning Savior Very Probable. You may remember them from their self titled smash: RSVP, featuring that hot track RSVP... It's RSVP time!
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37794781
    2 min
  • Josh Kinkade - ODB
    "Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
    Early 90s Long Island hasidic hip-hop was molded largely by the Jewtang Clan and their break out star ODB or "Old Dirty Bagel". Just listen to all this sick knowledge dropped by music historian Josh Kinkade on ODB.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39561312
    3 min
  • Jesse Jones - PG - 13
    "Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
    Jesse Jones introduces you to the kick ass Bishop of Modesto with the baddest number this side of the Intimidator's SWEET #3. It's PG-13: Pope Gary the 13th!
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39940050
    3 min
  • Tyler Kinney - East Suicide City
    In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
    Tyler Kinney invites you to the only place you deserve to go. East Suicide City. Make the decision that you've always known in your heart was the one for you. Take a trip to East Suicide City.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39818928
    2 min
  • Luke Soin - ItsNeverGoingToBeMoreThanAHobby.com
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    Ever wanted to make it in the entertainment industry but knew you weren't? Well Luke Soin has just the talent agency for you. Bring your average talent to ItsNeverGoingToBeMoreThanAHobby.com! and don't be discovered, TODAY!
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40153384
    3 min
  • Bill Wallis - LMNOP
    "Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
    If you're going to a pet store, you damn sure better know the lingo. Bill Wallis helps you navigate the difficult animal enslavement center jargon in this LMNOP.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39652981
    2 min
  • Jesse Jones - Gary Davidson's Tire Care Center And Discount Dojoarium
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    You wanna learn the mystical arts of self defense? Sure you do. Bojuka, Nindokai, Kajukenbo? Gary knows all that shit. So come on down to Gary Davidson's Tire Care Center And Discount Dojoarium.
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39652981
    3 min
  • Alfonso Portela - Dr Portela's Tongueless Speech Therapy
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    Hi, Dr. Alfonso Portela, speech pathologist and hater of flappy hands would like to show you his tried and true methods for helping the tongueless learn to be understood. And boy does it work, wihwy.
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39940050
    3 min
  • Stephen Ferris - NRA
    "Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
    In this fortunately misunderstood mashup of prompts, Stephen Ferris gives us more ways to go rub ass than any of us had ever imagined possible. But remember, these are the exceptions to the rule of "Never Rub Ass".
    Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=38315836
    4 min
  • Jesse Jones - Yuri's House Of Previously Unthinkable Style
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    Everyone needs to keep up with the latest fashions, even in the aftermath of the most terrible nuclear accident in the history of man (or horse) kind. Come on down to Yuri's!
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37694835
    3 min

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