STAB! Cuts

STAB! Cuts

By John Ross and Jesse JonesComedy
Download on the App Store

STAB! Cuts episodes

  • Jesse Jones - Middle School Bully
    "Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects.
    Hey dork! Listen to Jesse Jones tell you about the internal conflicts that a middle school bully has to deal with all while tryin' to find someone to punch walls with! And how important Aerosmith is to DEALING!
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=43570158
    4 min
  • Jordan Gannon - Yoga Pants
    With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.
    It's a poem two-fer! Jordan Gannon just couldn't poetically express himself properly with a single poem about yoga pants, so he crammed in two. You lucky so-and-so!
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37181510
    5 min
  • Tyler Kinney - Catfisherman
    "Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show.
    Tyler Kinney uses the power of misrepresentation to build an empire on Catfish Day. So many jet skis and llamas, just there for the taking, and all you have to do is make someone feel special.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=45078351
    3 min
  • Danielle Mandella - A Tampon
    "Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects.
    Sometimes you just need a cozy night in, with a little sip of red. Danielle Mandella shares the dating profile of the home body we sometimes forget about, resulting in blood toxicity.
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=38230865
    2 min
  • Alfonso Portela - Twas The Night Before Christmas
    With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.
    Alfonso Portela gives a fresh re-interpretation of a holiday classic, telling the story of the psychological effect of seeing Mommy giving Santa Clause a special kind of kiss.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41800830
    2 min
  • Jesse Jones - Inverse Fellatio
    "Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show.
    Behold the decree of High Emperor Groucho the Second (Jesse Jones)! No, you'll actually like the decrees. They're pretty awesome. Grab a knife and bowl! You'll need 'em!
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41551532
    4 min
  • Ben Feldman - B-52s-atopia
    In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
    Get in your car which has been likened in size, to a WHALE, and come on down to B-52s-atopia, Ben Feldman's gonna show you around and maybe take you out for some LOBSTER!
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41844782
    2 min
  • Tyler Kinney - The Virgin Mary
    "Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects.
    It's tough to get back out there after one of the most famous cases of immaculate infidelity in the history of the printed word, but Tyler Kinney helps the Virgin Mary try to get back on the market.
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36643294
    3 min
  • Jesse Jones - Front Row Professionals
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    Hey pally, you need a little help in your kingdom of squares? Well then let Jesse Jones tell you all about deez guys he knows at Front Row Professionals. Dey GAHDIT!
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://bit.ly/1Tpvtox
    4 min
  • Alfonso Portela - Vlad The Impaler
    In "Vows to an Asshole" panelists are presented with a universally recognized asshole, to whom they will be professing their undying love and commitment in their own personally prepared wedding vows.
    Under this altar of woven limbs, Alfonso Portela proclaims his love for Vlad the Impaler to be ever greater than any stack of dead babies this or any other world world has ever known.
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39940050
    3 min

About STAB! Cuts

From the publisher's feed

It's like the STAB! Podcast, except small and easier to swallow. It's STAB! Cuts!