STAB! Cuts

STAB! Cuts

By John Ross and Jesse JonesComedy
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STAB! Cuts episodes

  • Zach Coles - Panda Express
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    Zach's not a smart man, but what he does know is tasty. So come on down to one of his three Panda Express locations in this world where all the people are made of orange chicken! He promises not to serve you... As food...
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40514483
    3 min
  • Cheryl Anderson - Parking Enforcement Officer
    In "Vows to an Asshole" panelists are presented with a universally recognized asshole, to whom they will be professing their undying love and commitment in their own personally prepared wedding vows.
    Here Cheryl Anderson reads her heart felt vows to a Parking Enforcement Officer, it is a love which will last for a very specific period of time, a love which can be removed at the owner's expense if all signs are not fully read and understood.
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40184334
    2 min
  • Alfonso Portela - TWA
    "Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
    It's difficult, being a person of any color other than white, and holding off the forces of caucasia. Alfonso Portela knows the struggle and shares it with you in his story of TWA or Total White Assimilation.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40322518
    2 min
  • Jesse Jones - HTTP
    "Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
    Heterosexual threesomes can be fraught with danger. Just check out the news (http://negrosagainsthairlineabuse.com/sticky-situation/)! If only they'd heard Jesse Jones' rules for the HTTP, a life may have been saved...
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40153384
    2 min
  • Jesse Jones - El Diablo Tiene Un Palo Polla (The Devil Has A Dick Stick)
    In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.
    There is an old Spanish Folktale that is known by Jesse Jones which speaks of the day El Diablo taught young Manuel a valuable lesson: Be a Cock, have Cock fingers! It's a weird folk tale...
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40271145
    5 min
  • Edgar Granados - Harold L. Vape Vaperman's House Of Vape
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    Hey, hi, hi. Need vape supplies? Need lunch? Edgar Granados wants, he NEEDS you to come to Harold L. Vaperman's House of Vape! These prices are so low and this business is so illegal. Please buy something, but don't tell the principal!
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40271145
    2 min
  • Nick Brunner - Loaves and Fishnets
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    English and brethren alike, Nick Brunner invites you to enjoy the fellowship of Honest Abraham Yoder's Loaves and Fishnets for the finest in good Amish fishnettery.
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40271145
    2 min
  • Tyler Kinney - The Isle Of Soft Rock
    In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
    COME, join Tyler Kinney on the Isle of Soft Rock where you can be who you want to be, hip, confident and unafraid of disease. Do mind the rocks they are quite soft.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41182368
    3 min
  • Jesse Jones - Bill Jackson's Unsupervised Daughter Abductiporium
    "Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.
    Daughters! Get YOUR daughters here! Jesse Jones introduces you to suspicious unmarked vans and the daughters that used to be yours in Bill Jackson's Unsupervised Daughter Abductiporium!
    Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40153384
    3 min
  • Edgar Granados - A Very Gonzo Canseco Birthday Bash
    "Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show.
    Edgar Granados buys a ticket and takes the ride through a twisted celebration of the birthday of the Canseco twins. Like nothing before and nothing after, achieve maximum pump.
    Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36643793
    5 min

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