Stalking Spurs

Patty and Acid react to all the cricketing content from Dele’s lucky catch to Ben’s bitchy comment, Reggy’s cluelessness to England Cricket’s validation. In the second half, we finally come around to Joe Hart and name an all new winner of Spurs’ BB of the Week. 

First Half

Mailbag: About that cufflinks pose…

The 9-min cricket video

Dele’s catch and Ben’s comment

Expert POV from England cricketers

Halftime

UEL - Spurs - Ludogorets - 4-0

EPL - Chelsea - Spurs - 0-0 

UEL - LASK - Spurs - 3-3

Second Half

Joe Hart’s supportiveness, professionalism, and humor 

Eric Dier’s charity work

Spurs’ tributes to Maradonna:  Poch via Maurizio, Jesus, Lamella, Gazza, Kane, Toby, Dele x2, Bale, and Mourinho

BBs of the Week: Check out stories about Charlie (from Mama Alex Morgan) and Lily (from Mama Marylou and Poppa Sissoko)

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Patty & Acid talk about the 2019 TvN docuseries SONSational. On the agenda: the decor of Sonny’s Hampstead home, the products in his bathroom drawer, and his relationships with his Tiger Dad, K-Drama star Park Seo-Joon, and some guy named Thierry Henry.

Watch along with English subtitles here

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Patty and Acid deep dive into the 55-second video of players arriving at a match with their man bags (What brand is that? What did you pack? Can we be friends?). Also for discussion: Eric Dier’s tech career, Alex Morgan’s baby, and Jose Mourinho’s Instagram game. 

First Half

The team’s match day man bags  

Halftime

Second Half

Eric Dier, the Tech Founder  

Harry’s haters gonna hate - and then backtrack 

Dele’s Warrior Mode 

Son is Player of the Month 

The Sissoko - Højbjerg Bromance

Poch is your happy ex 

Jose’s sassy Instagram game

BB’s of the Week

Jose’s "Baby Girl" 

Lily Sissoko 

Lleandro Lloris 

Ayla and Jace Alderweireld 

Charlie Morgan

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Patty & Acid give their second-by-second reactions to the behind-the-scenes video of this season’s team photo shoot. Also on the agenda: Højbjerg as dancer and trendsetter, Bale’s real role in the team, and our Top 8 Spurs-inspired Halloween costume ideas.

First Half

Behind-the-scenes at Spurs’ Team Photo Shoot Team Photo Shoot

Halftime

Hoybyeah (Højbjerg) as Billy Elliot

Hoybyeah as trendsetter, head injury du jour

BennyBoo’s (Ben Davies) 200th appearance

Second Half

The Bandage Brothers Toby + Hoybyeah

Clean-shaven Son

Dier and his famous trip to the toilet

Dele with a Twitch screen border

Tanguy’s Burberry OOTD

Super Jan OBVS

EmoJose… EMOurinho!

BB’s of the Week:

Marine with Lleandro Lloris

Sissoks with Lily Sissoko

Lamelly with Tobias and Thiago Lamela

Kate with Ivy and Lily Kane

BB BOI Toby Alderweireld

Toby with Jace and Ayla Alderweireld

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Patty & Acid discuss how only Dier can abandon a game and draw no ire, how Gazzanigz needs a brand sponsorship ASAP, and how Hugo appears to be starting a second career on the silver screen. All these and other ponderings from the international break.

First Half

Sonny on new boy Bale

All the basketball training content

A glimpse inside Sonny's house

A look around Lucas' garden

Gazzaniga's movie star good looks

Hugo, an actual movie star? No, really.

The Aguero - Massey-Ellis incident and Men in Blazers' reaction

World Mental Health Day statement from Sir Harry Kane and Joe Hart!)

Halftime

"This is Man U..."

Marcus Rashford MBE's apology

Second Half

Dier's toilet humor

Jose playing favorites (clearly!)

Spurs fan: Captain Kirk

Spurs fan: Wimmer

Spurs fan: Jan Vertonghen

The record-breaking Harry Kane

BB’s of the Week: Lucas with Miguel and Pedro, Stevie and his baby, Lamelly with Tobias or Thiago, Ivy and Lily Kane, Ayla Alderweireld

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Patty & Acid discuss the recent big transfers starting with the biggest one of all: Alex Morgan. We also break down the best moments from the Dare Skywalk video that saw some of our toughest players turn into jelly. Plus: the very crowded, very competitive field in BB of the Week.

First Half

Morgan: The biggest signing in THFC history

Bale: The biggest returning player

Reguilon: The most confident new signing

Doherty: The funniest intro video

Højbjerg: The most useful intro video

Hart: Also here! Oh hi, Joe!

Halftime

The Harry and Son Combo

Second Half

Team takes on the Dare Skywalk

Sonny’s Cartier sponcon

Eric’s app, Spotlas

BennyBoo’s vacation pics

BBs of the Week: Ivy and Lily Kane, Lily Sissoko, Miguel Moura, Thiago Lamella, Theo Højbjerg, Tito Gio and niece, Lleandro Lloris, and Ayla Alderweireld.

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Patty & Acid obsess about their surprise cameo, the exact color of BennyBoo’s eyes, the flirtatious grandma from Winksy’s care home visit, the adorable pride Dier has for his vegetable garden, and more about the last 3 episodes of All or Nothing. Have we mentioned we’re in it!?

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What does Serge’s birthday cake say about how the first team feels about him? What are the pros and cons about Eriksen and Rose’s negotiation tactics? This documentary is the gift that keeps on giving us things to obsess about! Patty & Acid recap and react to episodes 4-6.

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Dier casually speaking Portugese! Son cutting his nails over a bin! Harry spewing expletives! Tom Hardy’s gravelly gravitas! All or Nothing has it all! Patty & Acid break down their favorite discoveries and unexpected emotions from the first 3 episodes of the Amazon documentary.

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Odds & Ends

All Or Nothing: Tottenham Hotspur Trailer

Variety’s Review of the first 3 episodes

Team Talk’s interview with the producers of the doc

It’s the end of the season and the end of an era. Join Patty & Acid for the podcast’s own season ender as they discuss the last three Premier League games, pay tribute to dashing defender and forever fan favorite Jan Vertonghen, and crown a Spurs Baby of the Season.

Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music.

Let’s Get Social

Jan’s Going Away Video from his despedida picnic

The framed caricature everyone in the world gets when they leave their job

Jan’s own photo retrospective of his Spurs career

THAT win against Wolves

Dier says goodbye says goodbye and gets one last dig in

Winksy says goodbye

A Jan fan is all of us

Last goodbyes from Son Son, Lucas, Toby, and Sissoko

A tweet showing how classy a man Kane is

Son picking up all the awards

Son picking up Lo Celso

The dressing room shot, video version

Scenes from Dier’s fragrance launch and contract signing

Jan gets one last dig in

Skippy out for errands and signing a contract

Skippy’s post with a top comment from Christian Eriksen

Japhet also signs his contract

Is this really our new kit? SRSLY?

Mama Bear Dele in the new Amazon documentary teaser

Spurs BBs of the week

Kate and Harry on the upcoming Baby Boy Kane

The Kane Girls

The Baby Boy himself, Troy Parrot

The Lloris Babies and the babiest Lloris

Baby Boy Alderweireld