Stalking Spurs

Stalking Spurs

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Stalking Spurs episodes

  • Yerba Mate Mates

    What is this 1kg grocery item Højbjerg has with him on match day? Could the answer lie with new boy Bentacur’s homeland? What does this have to do with PEH’s extra cup? Patty & Acid have answers as well as some all new theories. Plus: tributes for Dele and Dembele. 

    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

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    Højbjerg's mystery match day groceries 

    What the grocery item actually was 

    Dembele retires! 

    But wait, not yet! 

    Tributes from Toby, Wanyama and praise from Poch 

    Hugo renews his contract 

    For an extremely good and true reason 

    Dele's official goodbye statement 

    Heartbreaking fan insight 

    Goodbye video from the club 

    Tributes from Dier, Sonny, BennyBoo, and Harry 

    Quickfire questions with Bentacur


    BB of the Week

    Necha Aurier 

    Cutie Romero 

    The Kulasevski Kids 

    Uruguayan Liv Tyler

    Salvi Sanchez on a llama 

    44 min
  • Troy Bolton Transfer Rumours

    Patty & Acid share their January transfer window wish list including names from rival clubs, other sports, and the world of film. We also celebrate Erik Lamela’s well deserved 2021 FIFA Puskas Award and welcome a surprise first time entry into BB of the Week.    


    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs


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    Transfer wish list: 

    Mason Mount clay pigeon shooting and coloring with his niece

    Marcus Rashford in conversation with Obama and suiting up for his MBE 

    Jack Grealish with Stormzy and his dog Skye

    Alfonse Areola’s squee-worthy BB 

    Etheridge’s chow chows and with his mom - Hi Tita!

    Eriksen’s interview and next chapter (just come home!) 


    Sonny stirs some Ted Lasso rumors  

    A very Regui new year

    Lamelly wins the Puskas Award for that rabona that Jan foresaw  


    BB of the Week

    Sia Doherty turns 3 

    The Vertonghen fam garage

    The Lloris' on a plant box 

    Leandro Lloris sleeps through dad's performance

    Necha Aurier likes Paw Patrol

    The Alderweireld fam on NYE 

    The mystery children we'll never know

    Until now

    44 min
  • The BBs bring Their A-Game

    We have a starting eleven’s worth of Spurs BBs in this episode. Patty & Acid compile and confer on all of the Christmas photos from the Llorises, the Morgans, the Højbjergs, and more. We cover everything from the cute and chaotic to the completely invisible necks. 


    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs


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    Tom Holland and Sonny fanboy about Spurs 

    Tom and Sonny choose their Avengers

    The boys greet us Merry Christmas

    Christmas charades with Skippy, Lucas, and Hugo

     

    BB of the Week

    The Mouras 

    The Vertonghens 

    The Gazzanigas 

    The Sanchezes 

    The Masons 

    Mommy and Daddy Højbjerg and with the kids 

    The Llorises 

    The youngest Llorises running up to Hugo 

    Papa or Tito Emerson? 

    The Morgansand the Morgans again

    48 min
  • When Sonny Met Spidey

    Patty & Acid play “Is it SponCon or Organic?” about all the Spider-man celebrations and crossover content. We also deep dive into the scoop-dense BennyBoo Davies profile in The Athletic. At half time with Toby, we discuss the question “New Spurs, Who Dis?”


    Let’s get social

    The video that started it all 

    Spurs gets in on it 

    Sonny whips out the Spidey celly 

    The inevitable Tom and Sonny meet and greet 

    Sonny with a fan 

    One last appearance on Son's feed 

    And now everyone's doing it 

    ESPN's recap 

    A past Marvel x Premier League tie up


    We gotta talk about Skipp and Lucas 

    Dier's caption game

    BennyBoo's The Athletic profile 

    Mr Gold's Covid scare scoop 


    BB of the Week

    Ayla and Jace Alderweireld
    ​​Necha Aurier 

    Charlie Morgan

    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

    42 min
  • We Conte Not Talk About Conte

    It’s Conte this and Conte that! Patty & Acid break down the Conte Hype Train, where it’s going, and who’s along for the ride. Even Conte’s daughter is in the mix! She joins one of the most crowded and competitive BB of the Week lineups in Stalking Spurs history.

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    Conte brings intensity 

    Attempts to smile

    Brings in Ryan Mason
    And outlaws ketchup 

    Why PEH didn't celebrate 

    The preciousness of Reggy  

    Conte's aggressive celebration  

    Celly on the ‘gram: Sonny, Ben, and Dele

    BB of the Week

    The Vertonghen Kids

    Charlie Morgan 

    The Sissoko Fam 

    Casa Conte

    Happy Birthday Salvi Sanchez 

    PEH and his giant babies

    Necha "Don't Kill My Vibe" Aurier 

    Hugo pushing prams and pretending not to save goals 

    Toby's parenting philosophy


    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

    47 min
  • Rumor has it: Adele’s a Spurs Fan

    It’s lights, camera, fashion at Stalking Spurs! Patty & Acid talk about Adele on the cover of Vogue, Son Heung-Min in the pages of Elle, and Harry Kane and Regui on the red carpet for James Bond. Do we even talk about football? Well, yeah, a bit, we guess.

    Let’s get social

    Adele's 73 questions for Vogue

    Sonny's Elle Korea Interview

    Spurs on the Red Carpet: Harry and Kate Kane, Regui and Marta

    Spurs pose for a class photo and then for casual Friday


    BB of the Week

    Salvador Sanchez's growth spurt

    Lucas and Miguel the gymnast

    The Vertonghen Kids with their dad

    Necha Aurier, the model

    Charlie Morgan and the world's smallest pumpkin

    Lleandro Lloris and his favorite word

    Marinne and the Lloris kids at the beach

    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

    45 min
  • We Need to Talk About Regui

    Patty & Acid chat about our loveable left-back Sergio Reguilón looking like a millennial dad running errands in our third kit, getting pranked about his FIFA rankings, and taking Marta out for date night to Salt Bae’s new restaurant. Also: what’s up with our form!?

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    Regui as a dad running errands in the third kit 

    Regui, Doherty, and Japhet discuss team FIFA Rankings 

    Regui’s pranked about his ratings

    Regui and Marta’s date night: the steak and the same-day edit 

    Coco Lamela wishing us luck - WE NEED IT 

    Shit Jan Likes: US, STILL, APPARENTLY! 

    Hojbjerg and the smile that launched a smile listicle  

    BB of the Week

    Leando Lloris’ gender norm breaking birthday 

    Anna Rose Lloris looking like a young Jennifer Garner 

    Charlie Morgan HATES TIKTOK 

    HoyBB cuddle time and Rosa’s birthday 

    Ayla Alderweireld’s dad takes her to school and, BTW, happy birthday

    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

    41 min
  • Everybody Wants to Steal Our Man

    Patty & Acid discuss the Harry Kane transfer drama, Nuno’s Fashionable Dad ‘fits, and then check in on Coco, Toby, and Jan. At halftime, we cautiously allow ourselves to feel joy about our 100% win rate for the opening two Premier League games. 


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    The life of a Spurs fan in a tweet  

    Getting swept away with Rog getting swept away too

    Craig Mitch on the haters who gonna hate 

    Nuno dressed  for success  

    Levy trying to look approachable LOL

    Hugo’s 300th commemorative team photo 

    Harry’s statement and that wild stat   

    Checking in on our old boys Lamelly, Toby, and Jan

    BB of the Week

    Charlie Morgan, Lily Sissoko, Salvador Sanchez, Necha Aurier, and Ayla Alderweireld

    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

    41 min
  • Emergency Pod: NUNO? NU-YES!

    Patty & Acid are in extremely good spirits over Nuno Espirito Santo, the newly announced Head Coach. In this bonus pod, we play “Ok stop” with Nuno’s first video interview on Spurs Official’s YouTube channel 

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    Nuno as Tottenham’s first black manager

    His footballing style

    Just a breath of fresh air

    A highlight reel in a tweet

    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

    17 min
  • The Lily Sissoko Fan Pod

    Who is this season’s top Spurs Baby and why is it obviously Lilly Sissoko? What do we make of the rumors about Harry’s exit and Poch’s return? New kit - add to cart or add to bin? Patty & Acid answer all these and more. Plus: Tributes to Gazzaniga and Rose.

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    • Thank you, big guy Paulo and your good eyes.

    • Thank you for your service, Danny Rose.

    • What, no despedida?

    • Rumored goodbyes: Aurier, Sissoko, and Harry

    • Højbjerg’s last day of school feels

    • Dele’s reflective tweet

    • Cold, hard stats from The Athletic

    • Arsenal gives Lamela’s rabona the highest honor

    • Sir Harry Kane with a once in a generation awards haul

    • Dele speaking the truth about Kane

    • Fans’ investigative tweeting about Poch

    • New kit, new content

    • Quality modelling from PEH

    • Runway-ready Hugo

    • Spurs Ladies Working it - Shelina Zadorsky, So Hyun Cho

    BB of the season

    • Best Newcomers - Nesha Aurier and Salvador Sanchez

    • Hall of Fame Inductee - Charlie Morgan

    • BB of the Season - Lily Sissoko

    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

    47 min

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Patty & Acid host Stalking Spurs, 40ish minutes of football-adjacent frivolity #COYS