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What is this 1kg grocery item Højbjerg has with him on match day? Could the answer lie with new boy Bentacur’s homeland? What does this have to do with PEH’s extra cup? Patty & Acid have answers as well as some all new theories. Plus: tributes for Dele and Dembele.
Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs
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Højbjerg's mystery match day groceries
What the grocery item actually was
Dembele retires!
But wait, not yet!
Tributes from Toby, Wanyama and praise from Poch
Hugo renews his contract
For an extremely good and true reason
Dele's official goodbye statement
Heartbreaking fan insight
Goodbye video from the club
Tributes from Dier, Sonny, BennyBoo, and Harry
Quickfire questions with Bentacur
BB of the Week
Necha Aurier
Cutie Romero
The Kulasevski Kids
Uruguayan Liv Tyler
Salvi Sanchez on a llama
Patty & Acid share their January transfer window wish list including names from rival clubs, other sports, and the world of film. We also celebrate Erik Lamela’s well deserved 2021 FIFA Puskas Award and welcome a surprise first time entry into BB of the Week.
Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs
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Transfer wish list:
Mason Mount clay pigeon shooting and coloring with his niece
Marcus Rashford in conversation with Obama and suiting up for his MBE
Jack Grealish with Stormzy and his dog Skye
Alfonse Areola’s squee-worthy BB
Etheridge’s chow chows and with his mom - Hi Tita!
Eriksen’s interview and next chapter (just come home!)
Sonny stirs some Ted Lasso rumors
A very Regui new year
Lamelly wins the Puskas Award for that rabona that Jan foresaw
BB of the Week
Sia Doherty turns 3
The Vertonghen fam garage
The Lloris' on a plant box
Leandro Lloris sleeps through dad's performance
Necha Aurier likes Paw Patrol
The Alderweireld fam on NYE
The mystery children we'll never know
Until now
We have a starting eleven’s worth of Spurs BBs in this episode. Patty & Acid compile and confer on all of the Christmas photos from the Llorises, the Morgans, the Højbjergs, and more. We cover everything from the cute and chaotic to the completely invisible necks.
Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs
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Tom Holland and Sonny fanboy about Spurs
Tom and Sonny choose their Avengers
The boys greet us Merry Christmas
Christmas charades with Skippy, Lucas, and Hugo
BB of the Week
The Mouras
The Vertonghens
The Gazzanigas
The Sanchezes
The Masons
Mommy and Daddy Højbjerg and with the kids
The Llorises
The youngest Llorises running up to Hugo
Papa or Tito Emerson?
The Morgansand the Morgans again
Patty & Acid play “Is it SponCon or Organic?” about all the Spider-man celebrations and crossover content. We also deep dive into the scoop-dense BennyBoo Davies profile in The Athletic. At half time with Toby, we discuss the question “New Spurs, Who Dis?”
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The video that started it all
Spurs gets in on it
Sonny whips out the Spidey celly
The inevitable Tom and Sonny meet and greet
Sonny with a fan
One last appearance on Son's feed
And now everyone's doing it
ESPN's recap
A past Marvel x Premier League tie up
We gotta talk about Skipp and Lucas
Dier's caption game
BennyBoo's The Athletic profile
Mr Gold's Covid scare scoop
BB of the Week
Ayla and Jace Alderweireld
Necha Aurier
Charlie Morgan
Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs
It’s Conte this and Conte that! Patty & Acid break down the Conte Hype Train, where it’s going, and who’s along for the ride. Even Conte’s daughter is in the mix! She joins one of the most crowded and competitive BB of the Week lineups in Stalking Spurs history.
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Conte brings intensity
Attempts to smile
Brings in Ryan Mason
And outlaws ketchup
Why PEH didn't celebrate
The preciousness of Reggy
Conte's aggressive celebration
Celly on the ‘gram: Sonny, Ben, and Dele
BB of the Week
The Vertonghen Kids
Charlie Morgan
The Sissoko Fam
Casa Conte
Happy Birthday Salvi Sanchez
PEH and his giant babies
Necha "Don't Kill My Vibe" Aurier
Hugo pushing prams and pretending not to save goals
Toby's parenting philosophy
Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs
It’s lights, camera, fashion at Stalking Spurs! Patty & Acid talk about Adele on the cover of Vogue, Son Heung-Min in the pages of Elle, and Harry Kane and Regui on the red carpet for James Bond. Do we even talk about football? Well, yeah, a bit, we guess.
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Adele's 73 questions for Vogue
Sonny's Elle Korea Interview
Spurs on the Red Carpet: Harry and Kate Kane, Regui and Marta
Spurs pose for a class photo and then for casual Friday
BB of the Week
Salvador Sanchez's growth spurt
Lucas and Miguel the gymnast
The Vertonghen Kids with their dad
Necha Aurier, the model
Charlie Morgan and the world's smallest pumpkin
Lleandro Lloris and his favorite word
Marinne and the Lloris kids at the beach
Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs
Patty & Acid chat about our loveable left-back Sergio Reguilón looking like a millennial dad running errands in our third kit, getting pranked about his FIFA rankings, and taking Marta out for date night to Salt Bae’s new restaurant. Also: what’s up with our form!?
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Regui as a dad running errands in the third kit
Regui, Doherty, and Japhet discuss team FIFA Rankings
Regui’s pranked about his ratings
Regui and Marta’s date night: the steak and the same-day edit
Coco Lamela wishing us luck - WE NEED IT
Shit Jan Likes: US, STILL, APPARENTLY!
Hojbjerg and the smile that launched a smile listicle
BB of the Week
Leando Lloris’ gender norm breaking birthday
Anna Rose Lloris looking like a young Jennifer Garner
Charlie Morgan HATES TIKTOK
HoyBB cuddle time and Rosa’s birthday
Ayla Alderweireld’s dad takes her to school and, BTW, happy birthday
Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs
Patty & Acid discuss the Harry Kane transfer drama, Nuno’s Fashionable Dad ‘fits, and then check in on Coco, Toby, and Jan. At halftime, we cautiously allow ourselves to feel joy about our 100% win rate for the opening two Premier League games.
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The life of a Spurs fan in a tweet
Getting swept away with Rog getting swept away too
Craig Mitch on the haters who gonna hate
Nuno dressed for success
Levy trying to look approachable LOL
Hugo’s 300th commemorative team photo
Harry’s statement and that wild stat
Checking in on our old boys Lamelly, Toby, and Jan
BB of the Week
Charlie Morgan, Lily Sissoko, Salvador Sanchez, Necha Aurier, and Ayla Alderweireld
Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs
Patty & Acid are in extremely good spirits over Nuno Espirito Santo, the newly announced Head Coach. In this bonus pod, we play “Ok stop” with Nuno’s first video interview on Spurs Official’s YouTube channel
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Nuno as Tottenham’s first black manager
His footballing style
Just a breath of fresh air
A highlight reel in a tweet
Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs
Who is this season’s top Spurs Baby and why is it obviously Lilly Sissoko? What do we make of the rumors about Harry’s exit and Poch’s return? New kit - add to cart or add to bin? Patty & Acid answer all these and more. Plus: Tributes to Gazzaniga and Rose.
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Thank you, big guy Paulo and your good eyes.
Thank you for your service, Danny Rose.
What, no despedida?
Rumored goodbyes: Aurier, Sissoko, and Harry
Højbjerg’s last day of school feels
Dele’s reflective tweet
Cold, hard stats from The Athletic
Arsenal gives Lamela’s rabona the highest honor
Sir Harry Kane with a once in a generation awards haul
Dele speaking the truth about Kane
Fans’ investigative tweeting about Poch
New kit, new content
Quality modelling from PEH
Runway-ready Hugo
Spurs Ladies Working it - Shelina Zadorsky, So Hyun Cho
BB of the season
Best Newcomers - Nesha Aurier and Salvador Sanchez
Hall of Fame Inductee - Charlie Morgan
BB of the Season - Lily Sissoko
Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs
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Patty & Acid host Stalking Spurs, 40ish minutes of football-adjacent frivolity #COYS