Stalking Spurs

Patty & Acid react to the hilarious player comments about Sonny’s new underwear ads and lead the love parade for former intern Oliver Skipp’s glow up. Plus: revel in pettiness, as we discuss all the ways Spurs might end the season above Arsenal. It could happen!

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COYS reddit mysteries of the universe 

Sonny's campaign photos and video   

Cuti's yerba mate cup 

Besties Sonny and Ben 

Gong Yoo at the stadium 

Jan Mic'd Up 

Skippy's before and after 

Skippy's post match interview 

BB of the Week

Cuti Romero's cutest ever slide tackle

Cuti gonna cute 

Jace Alderweireld finally gets the spotlight 

Charlie Morgan SEIZES the spotlight 

Baby Richy's confusing sponcon 

Baby Harry, unexpectedly chubs 

Ivan Perisic's surprised little boy

All of Tito Ivan's kids 

Giuliana through the (9) years

Patty & Acid talk about Bale’s retirement from club and international football, Hugo’s retirement from Equipe de France (and the thing we all know this foreshadows), as well as Lucas’s looming departure from Spurs. 

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Bale tributes from Spurs Official, Sonny, BennyBoo, Steve the Kit Man

Lucas tributes from The Spurs Web, ConteSZN, Lee McQueen 

Hugo’s retirement announcement from Equipe de France and a reel from  Marine Lloris 

BB of the Week

Ivy Kane's birthday and the Kane family Christmas 

Tito Richarlison and a mystery baby

Cuti and Cutie Romero 

A Jaden-centric Christmas with the Alderweirelds

The Very Approachable Vertonghens, even in their Christmas best 

The Lloris Family Album - Christmas, New Year and the World Cup 

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Patty & Acid appraise national team photos and ask the hard questions like which team is rocking their M&S outfits harder? Do the teams travel in suits or do they change on the plane? Also, we toast Dier on his engagement and Kane on his very random award. 

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Eric gets engaged!

Kane wins an award!  

And wins our hearts with his dance moves! 

Art begets art 

Genius inspires genius 

Hojbs strips down 

Harry gets sentimental

World Cup of Team Pics

France 

Denmark 

Belgium 

Croatia 

England 

Wales  

Brazil 

Uruguay 

BB of the Week

Emily and Benny?! 

Salvi Sanchez 

The Kane Kids 

Charlie Morgan

And all theSOAPS perfection from Marine Lloris

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Patty & Acid check in on the England center back we can’t live without, Eric Dier. Who is he dating? Does he keep in touch with Dembele? We have the answers speculation. Also, we assess Harry Kane’s new TikTok presence and launch the Ben Davies Baby Watch 2022.

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First off football

Gianni Vio Thug Life

Charlie Eccleshare on Perisic and Sonny

OptaJoe on Sonny's hat trick

Cold hard Højbjerg stats

Hugo's Tribute to Gian Piero

Harry's tribute and he gets emosh

Harry joins TikTok

The Announcement

Fanboying at the NFL

Eric Dier life update

Back in the England Team

Hooking up with a model

Feeling the love from the fans

Getting support from an old friend

Sonny Hat Trick Aftermath

The Sonny Apology Tour

Ivan risks a yellow card

Hugo literally picks him up

Hoybs literally picks him up too

I mean know he's likeable but wow

BB of the Week

Charlie Morgan

Baby Caplan-Davies?!

Leandro and Anna Rose Lloris

Patty & Acid bestow the The Lizzie Mcguire Achievement Award to Richarlison and round up tributes to the OG Lizzie, Queen Elizabeth II, from the club, the players, and the WAGs. Plus: play Pony by Ginuwine (or not) because we gotta talk about Sonny’s thirst trap pics.

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The Conte Supremacy

Laterz, Tuchel

Don't do it, Papa Poch

The Lizzie Mcguire Achievement Award

Richarlison dares to dream

Then sings to the universe

(BTW - Check out this juicy VFTL)

Goes on to win Player of the Match

Then cries to his papa!!

And gets love from his club papa!!

Richarlison, this is what dreams are made of

Sonny’s thirst trap pics

Prepare yourself to see him in a different light

So much braso and bulge and butt cleavage

Tributes to the Queen

Dele

Spurs Official

Dier

Kate Kane on social and IRL

BB of the Week

Kate Kane conceals her kids' faces throughout a 2 minute video

Happy Birthday Ayla Alderweireld

Kieran Trippier's curly cuties

Charlie and Alex Morgan make history

Saliv Sanchez Neck Watch 2022

Ivan Perisic's BB

Marine Lloris is back with her hashtags

Giulianna Lloris gets fashion tips from Tita Laari

Patty & Acid discuss the Culture of Conte - the sense behind doing what it takes to win and the sensibility of evolving our core values. Then your favorite Tottenham Titas take on TikTok before kicking off this season’s BB of the Week (TBH the pod’s immutable core value).

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Shitposter Conte 

The Big Lad Team 

Titas on TikTok

Behind the scenes: Media Day 

Just Sonny Content 

Romero's Greatest Hits

Wistful Dele retrospective 

Conte Owning Tuchel 

BB of the Week

Welcome Manuela Perisic 

The Hojbjerg kids are giants and adorbs 

Cutie RomeroObrigado Mouras 

Salvi Neck Watch 2022

Queen Marine 

The Vertonghens starting strong

In our season finale, Patty & Acid crown the official Stalking Spurs BB of the Season and wrap up the absolutely bonkers year that was. Also: we check in on South Korea’s love for their Golden Boy, Dier and Doherty’s fandom of F1 and BennyBoo’s engagement to Emily.

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The Golden Boot

The Congrats: Dele, BennyBoo, PEH, Gollini, Harry   

The Speech  

The Tearz  

The Interviews: BBC, Sports Illustrated, The Spurs Express, SkySports     

The South Korean coverage: commentating, homecoming, receiving the Cheongnyeong Medal  - which is a HUGE deal 

Journey to Top 4

The season in a tweet 

Posts from Ledley, Jamie, Conte, BennyBoo 

Season Break Check-in

Welcome Ivan 

Eriksen come back 

Maybe even Dele too!! 

New kit 

With a surprise detail 

Red Bull racing welcomes Eric and Matt 

Benny Boo and Emily Caplan get hitched 

BB of the Season

Cutie Romero 

Jan’s squad and happy campers 

The return of Ayla 

Eriksen’s kids

Tito Sonny with his niblings and more, if you can take it 

Tito Sonny with no neck Salvi Sanchez and Miguel and Pedro Moura

PEH with his viking kids  

The Kane kids, unmasked

Hugo and Guilianna

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Patty & Acid demand justice for Doherty for the double hate crimes of that terrible tackle on the pitch and a tragic haircut from his youth. Also: we talk about celebrity fans, our old and new Danish Boos, and why @SpursOfficial might want to look into an Only Fans account.

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Harry at The Masters 

And his pivot into punditry  

Emma Raducanu in Spurs kit! 

Ben for Tottenham Thotspur

About Eriksen - our classy fans, our sweet boys, and Harry speaks for all of us

Sonny for the Golden Boot 

Harry's vendetta against Leicester 

PEH and the NHS Heroes 

Doherty's tragic hair 

And what it reminds us of

Baby Royal and Baby Lucas 

BB of the Week

PEH cheeses it up 

Sanchez with Salvi, Not pictured: his neck

Alex and Charlie 

The Vertonghen Kids

Patty and Acid break down two videos: a Q&A with our Welsh cuties Ben Davies and Joe Rodon and a vlog from our Spanish sweetie Marta Diaz (herself the sweetheart of Sergio Reguilon). Plus: a round-up of the precious social media posts inspired by our recent wins.

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Precious Moments FC

Conte's face! 

Kulu's caption!

PEH's self-talk! 

Sonny and Hugo! 

Hugo's love! 

Gollini's advocacy! 

Spurs' cutest fan! 

Q&A with our Welsh Q-ties 

The other dynamic duo 

The other Spurs, the other Beautiful Game 

Marta Diaz at home with Reggy  

The feature length film 

BB of the Week

Alex and Charlie Morgan 

Mario Gazzaniga 

Cutie Romero 

Salvi Sanchez 

Toby with his girls - THE JACE ERASURE 

The Vertonghen Fam 

The Eriksen Fam 

Lily Sissoko

Patty & Acid break down the Wheels and Doors video to glean insights about Harry’s leadership style. We also celebrate our record breaking duo, say one last goodbye to Dele, and explain why we may pivot to writing Spurs slash fiction.

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The Wheels or Doors Debate 

Sonny blocking Reggy's view 

Sonny falling into the laps of Gollini, Royal, and Cuti 

Spurs with the 3 best games of the season 

City can't win against us 

Take a bow, Harry 

DADDY 

THAT Son and Harry pic 

THAT damn 4th official 

Fuck you COYS Twitter 

Opta Joe Official: Record breakers 

COYS Hawaii 

The hugs from Reggy, Sonny, Harry, and Dier 

Fans sing Dele's song 

Hugo brings Dele to say goodbye 

BB of the Week

Could be the Kane kids but who knows 

Cutie Romero 

Salvi Sanchez

Giuliana Lloris 

The Dembeles and Vertonghens